Is London going to get a coffee and blow job cafe?

[HelenaDove]

It reads like a joke or an April fool........but its August.

It cant be serious.

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-to-get-coffee-and-fellatio-cafe-a7170266.html?cmpid=facebook-post

A tragic shitbag idea from a tragic shitbag man for other tragic shitbag men.

I clicked hoping this was a coffee and blow dry. I would love that. A latte and nice bouncy hair.

Would it be sex discrimination if a man were refused a job there?

Yes, I was being sarcastic Lass! Although there are plenty of so called feminists who claim that sex work is empowering

As to whether this will be available for women, does anything think women would be interested in this? The thought of it is enough to make me cross my legs. I'd much rather have the blow dry mentioned above tbh!

£50?! Most men I know would probably opt for a latte followed by a wank in the bogs at Costa.

Well yes, there's no reason why potential male employees would be turned away. After all there is a thriving gay community and the article does say that customers will be offered a choice of flellators (word?) on an iPad, so presumably there'd be quite a few different 'menu' options.

Surely this can't be legal in the UK?

Maybe he got the idea from South Korea where, allegedly, there are "coffee girls" who deliver coffee and provide "personal services".

An opportunity for a Fish and Cunnilingus bistro next door?

So, women are now reduced to being commodities purchased via an ipad.

WeMustSurelyBeLearning sorry

I can't see how this can possibly be legal in the UK.

I am pondering the details of it:
Will you be able to sit outside on a nice day?
If the blow jobs are in the cafe bit, will the women be 'dressed up' or just in jeans and tops?
Would it contravene Food Hygiene Regulations? How could they make sure they met them?
Will the men be expected to use condoms? What will the disposal methods be? Surely it won't just be put on the plate with the serviette and the cake fork?
£50 seems expensive to me for a cup of coffee and a blow job, particularly if it is happening in the cafe itself and you don't even get a room.
I wonder if £50 includes a free refill.
Would that be for any coffee or just an Americano. For example, could you choose a frappucino with whipped cream and chocolate flake and not be charged extra?

Why coffee? It seems ice cream would be more suitable; I vaguely remember some aphorism about a cool head being better.

I don't think it's real. It's just publicity for their 'sponsor' . But I kind of wish the article had approached it like this thread instead of writing a puff PR piece for an escort/porn company no idea what the company does because I am not clicking on the link

Wtaf?

Don't answer donald he's a GF.

Aren't they just Dixie

That's the second twat comment I've seen him make. The first is an actual real life transphobic comment. A proper one for people to complain about instead of the usual stuff

The Independent article is terrible. I think you are right it's just sneak adverts for the porn company. The Geneva café doesn't exist yet (and hopefully never will)

gillybeanz

is there only me that thinks this is a good idea?

Yes

It won't happen.

I'm sure I saw a piece on the local news about a cafe in Manchester where you could stroke a cat whilst you drank your brew.