Is London going to get a coffee and blow job cafe?

[HelenaDove]

It reads like a joke or an April fool........but its August.

It cant be serious.

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-to-get-coffee-and-fellatio-cafe-a7170266.html?cmpid=facebook-post

No-one can be forced into the sex trade by the Job Center.

Yet .

On a serious note, it's quite possible people could be offered work here as barristas, cleaners, till operators |(all non sex jobs) and have their ESA docked or stopped if they refuse.

On another serious note, I will be a pound to a penny this guys business model will involve him taking a cut, but then throwing his hands up if there are any responsibilities to be had (see "Uber"). Which seems to the a "thing" in the 2010s ....

Further questioning revealed that he thought fellatio was just some sort of expensive pastry grin

Thus explaining the plain cover order of "bake off box set" ?

It's a brothel and they won't be allowed to open it.

Nah blud, doncha geddit ? It's a brother innit ?

Can someone who knows about Pokemon set it up as a pokestop / gym / whatever so it's over whelmed with players?

Is there only me that thinks this is a good idea?

All those city workers who usually have affairs and shag their secretary will have somewhere else to go now on their way home.

April do people past 70 not have a sex life then

"On a serious note, it's quite possible people could be offered work here as barristas, cleaners, till operators |(all non sex jobs) and have their ESA docked or stopped if they refuse."

This is what i meant.

Imagine the sore jaws of all those poor fellatio givers especially at lunch time rush hour.

A fappucino

My guess is it's a subtle advert for their sponsors. I expect the article has generated a few hits on their website.

That is fucking rank.

Good job I can't abide coffee.

I think you may be right giraffe, I think it might be a cynical plug for the Geneva branch. No way is it ever going to happen.

Makes me long for the innocent days of those bearded chaps with the cereal killer cafe.

With all the work that's going on about sexual abuse, coercion and modern day slavery and then...This.

But it's feminism innit? Those women will be empowered by making the 'choice' to give blow jobs under a table after being chosen from a list of available mouths on an iPad.

AtSea really, that's what you took from my comment?

Anyone can have sex until they want too. Bloody hell if I can have sex at 70 then fantastic, however my main point was that a group of 70 year old ladies out for a weekly catch up and coffee (like my Grans who are 73 and 79 currently do each week) are going to be slightly shocked walking into a new cafe (again, any new cafes that open in town and my Grans are there as soon as the door opens) and being greeted with a room full of men with their cocks out.

A medium Americano and a cream horn, please

Seems cheaper for the married types to get their kicks as opposed to endless dinner dates with their secretaries....
Surely this isn't legal?

Not much call for a Flat White.

LOL at
If successful, the founder is hoping to roll them out across the UK

Would it be sex discrimination if they only employ women. Surely employment law would mean they have to employ men to perform the job as well?

Anyone can have sex until they want too. Bloody hell if I can have sex at 70 then fantastic, however my main point was that a group of 70 year old ladies out for a weekly catch up and coffee (like my Grans who are 73 and 79 currently do each week) are going to be slightly shocked walking into a new cafe (again, any new cafes that open in town and my Grans are there as soon as the door opens) and being greeted with a room full of men with their cocks out.

How patronising April

I presume you would say the same about 70 year old grand dads.

I reckon this is an August wind up.

Maths mum no it is legal to discriminate in some specific circumstances

I hope this is a wind-up, someone seeing if they can get a ridiculous idea taken seriously by a newspaper.

What would happen if you went in as a woman and demanded service?

He answers this in the interview, extract below.

Will female customers be welcome, for a little cunnilingus and coffee?

...If there is a real demand, we will do the necessary.

But it's feminism innit? Those women will be empowered by making the 'choice' to give blow jobs under a table after being chosen from a list of available mouths on an iPad

No it's not feminism and no it's not empowering.

It's a brothel and he is a pimp.

Lass i think that poster agrees with you They were being sarcastic.