Is London going to get a coffee and blow job cafe?

[HelenaDove]

It reads like a joke or an April fool........but its August.

It cant be serious.

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-to-get-coffee-and-fellatio-cafe-a7170266.html?cmpid=facebook-post

catcafe.co.uk/

Pimping is illegal so he can't take a cut for supplying the escorts.
I suppose he'd be charging the escorts for advertising and space like a hairdresser renting a chair.....

I'm assuming the blowers will need to wear knee pads for health and safety reasons. And possibly safety goggles. And maybe high-viz vests.

They'll never run out of milk!

I am the only one who thinks that, sometimes, men are seriously weird?
NAMALT NAMALT etc.

Why is it called a blow job when it doesn't involve any blowing? I've always wondered that. I was going to say it isn't a job either but it clearly can be if you work in this kind of establishment.

I'm assuming the blowers will need to wear knee pads for health and safety reasons. And possibly safety goggles. And maybe high-viz vests

high-jiz vests surely?

a group of 70 year old ladies out for a weekly catch up and coffee (like my Grans who are 73 and 79 currently do each week) are going to be slightly shocked walking into a new cafe (again, any new cafes that open in town and my Grans are there as soon as the door opens) and being greeted with a room full of men with their cocks out
Erm... that's how you lot got here, those now-older ladies dealing with men with their cocks out.

I think blow job comes from 'below job.'

Wtf?

Seriously?

I'm no prude but the thought makes me want to heave.

Can they stop anyone from going in there just to stare at the gross creeps with their pants down? Could be fun.

I don't get it.

price of a coffee generally is about £3.00. Going rate of BJ with prostitute in our area is £10.

At £50 that is one overpriced BJ. I mean, I know it's London but...

This has to be a prank because Health and Safety Regs would never let it through - spill a hot coffee on your body parts and there's a law suit right there.

How would they limit it to bjs anyway

If it ever did happen, I would instantly become Millie Tant from Viz, I think.

grimbletart : I'm weird, but deffo not like that. How the hell can you appreciate a fine Java or Guatemalan with someone noshing away at you like the last of the milk shake? Also, exploitation.

Nice waiters and waitresses with cold sores all over their faces mmm mmmmm

I am the only one who thinks that, sometimes, men are seriously weird?

Yes we are. Though most of don't get our cocks out in Starbucks, let alone get a nosh there.

Erm... that's how you lot got here, those now-older ladies dealing with men with their cocks out

One would like to think that the cocks involved were cocks they wished to see or at least we're expecting to see under circumstances that were intended to be pleasurable rather than just random cocks attached to random men in a local cafe when the none exposed cock owner was only intending on a nice cup of tea and a bit of cake

My Gran would destroy any erect penises with her sharp tongue

So you're more bothered about the men's experience bumble?

The cynic in me is thinking --hoping- that this is some load of old nonsense to get traffic to the Independent website.

Well the Independent has gone down quite a lot in my estimation. This story is obvious bollocks, there is no way that this place will ever open (even dodgy massage parlours have to pretend they're legit), so why is the Independent publishing fake stories with links to porny websites?

The cynic in me is thinking --hoping- that this is some load of old nonsense to get traffic to the Independent website

The cynic in you is correct. I will in future avoid The Independent as a news source.