Yep. NCT groups blocking the place out. Students who just want the free Wi-Fi. Old ladies who take an hour to decide what cake to share. Sorted. Get 'em shut down in a week.
I'm not anti-prostitution, but this just seems so sordid because it's taking something so normal and sexualising it needlessly. It's just seediness, one step along the road to sexualising everyday life.
And apart from anything else, how unerotic. Really, it's just the least sexy set of circumstances I could possible think of.
I mean, do you think a man has ever stood in Starbucks thinking 'Oooh, what would really improve this is if I could have a hooker with my machiatto'? Well, in truth, they probably have. But they're weirdos who should not be encouraged and are probably responsible for some of those mysterious crusty stains you get after rush hour on the tube. They need help. Not a tug with their Americano.