To start a thread that nobody responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

Boring thread alert.

Erm I posted something

it was for Gran

this thread is getting way too valedictory!

Yes, you're right.

I have a habit of starting strong and fizzling about. My house is full of unfinished projects looking at me I mustn't get too excited just yet.

As a joke I typed in the "You there, fuck off over there. And when you get there, fuck off again...." thingy, and someone obviously reported me because i couldn't log in for 3 months! So I'm VERY careful now (hangs head in shame)

fizzling OUT*

Hehe, oh dear! Maybe it was the fuck off x 2 that was a step too far

I need to stuff and freeze Kongs for my little darling.

90 days isn't very long really - I'm sure there are "ordinary" trolls (on the other boards) who lie in wait that long, making a few posts to establish a "past" before getting going with their false threads. I thought it would be at least a year (or even six months) to deter the sex trolls.

Oh yes, quite.

I think it's weird that I think I could start an AIBU about sex though, couldn't I?

This is all theoretical, you understand

That is hilarious, Vanilla! That does not sound like you at all. Did you mean it humorously and it was taken the wrong way, or was the poster truly obnoxious?

Oh, just noticed - you said "as a joke"! They obviously just picked it up wrongly.

I meant it humorously and someone obviously didn't have a sense of humour and took it literally. I can be very sweary when i try though. Especially in the car when someone is undertaking me. Wanka.

Three months is a long time not to be able to post on MN!! I would find that very hard as I am addicted.

Well then, you'd Better behave. Ha See what I did there?

Groans.

Oh, I make that joke often, Vanilla! It is usually greeted with patient tolerance. I choose my threads carefully

But I find that a n/n which is shortened to Better is very good for my self-esteem. Much prefer it to "Saul",which I sometimes get.

Well, I'm flattered that you chose this one!! What is it about a thread that lures you in?

I like the light-hearted, whimsical ones. This one has been great.

Hmmm he has just said I'm bonkers. Cheeky bugger

There have obviously been some serious conversations too but, on the whole, this one has been very cheerful and interesting. And a good chance to be able to get to know a few other MNers well.

Who can Portia possibly mean?

I was doing the macarena in the pub with no shoes on and Aid says Im bonkers. Also I was singing badly

It's been very informative, hasn't it!! And bonding 😆

Disappointed that it wasn't the Tomato Ketchup song Portia

Oh no! I do a good Saturday night da da de da da da.
I just posted my last post on th wrong thread but at least it was my thread about grans. Had to apologise and blame the orange juice