To start a thread that nobody responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

Boring thread alert.

But I thought you said you were doing VAT, Portia - I was impressed with you getting your tax affairs in order while in the pub.

I thought she was drinking from a VAT of Malmsey. It explains the Macarena.

Yes, your interpretation now seems more likely.

I'm a professional

Dancer and book keeper and scythe sharpening he!per

A woman of many talents.

Anyone watching the Olympic Games opening ceremony - whooooooo Poldark trailer alert!!

That's why Aidan fancies me

Portia Portia, I love you.... kissy kissy 💋👅❤💕

Yes Poldark doesn't like his trailer, he says he looks ugly
Well Ive told him otherwise. His trailer looks fine to me.😂

You.

Those lips can do marvelous things you know

He's a silky boy, isn't he?

Sulky! !! I meant sulky.

You naughty things. You've been playing "Fifty Shades of P" again, haven't you?

Just being human

If that's Eleanor Tomlinson, I'm looking away. It's like watching your neighbour's daughter doing the biz

See what I did there

Nah its moi

Gargh! !!! Restrain yourself, woman. Preferably with those manages!

Oh sorry !

Or indeed manacles

Maybe I. Should get that deleted ?

Ok have asked for that gif to be removed. Sorry

Nah, she's an actress. She knows what she's doing.....

But do YOU? Are you sure you can take him on with those smouldering eyes and all?