To start a thread that nobody responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

Boring thread alert.

Portia

From what you've told me about your Gran, she could give most younger women a run for their money without being 60 years younger!

shagged

LOVE your user name. Meant to say that before. Now's as good a time as any :)

Did she have any grass that needed cutting? (with a scythe?)

Yes he's going to do it for her tomorrow as his scythe was a bit blunt and needs sharpening, he's working on it

I have double entendres coming out of my oreilles here

Can't decide if you two are talking in some pervy in-joke style of conversation or if I am the one with the filthy mind?!

I also keep thinking of Poldark as pole in the dark

Well, I was more thinking of the sight of his gleaming, muscular torso as he manfully scythed down Portia's Gran's unruly lawn than anything else, toad! That's quite exciting enough for me at my advanced age

Also, congratulations on six posts in a row, bringing us over 800!

But, talking of MN names, I think you should change your name to something prettier! I am quite serious. That is a horrible, ugly name for someone so nice.

Have we got to 800? I hadn't noticed says she in a Ali on god whassername from Four Weddings

We are now at the Ship Inn after pokeinthedark pokemon hunting with dd and her bf. They have gone to his house to use xbox I am partaking of VAT but keeping Aid on soft drinks as he needs to be sober. Alcohol has a strange effect on him.
Did you know he had food poisoning while filming?

Ali G. Whatever happened to him?

That wasn't the booze, that was the Marazion mussels.

How long do you have to be on MN for to be allowed to post on the Sex Board? Asking for a friend.

Do you like Aiden's mussels?

better I have NO idea - never tried it! I've had this current email address since last August. I was one I those people whose email address & password was published by that angry dad bloke so I had to change everything.

Oh I thought it was the Camborne cockles

90 days

Better Aw, shucks

I think toads are cute, but I see what you mean. They are associated with warty ugliness.

Oh, that was unfortunate! I remember that morning when everyone on MN was asking if they were on "the list" and two very patient souls (who somehow had copies) were saying yes or no to us all.

90 days? Till 4 Sept?

That was to Vanilla. Lots of conversations going on here!

90 days for sex board

Ah my maths is wrong.

I didn't twig about the hacking; I got sent an email from MNHQ and I panicked completely because I thought I was going to be banned for swearing again

I thought swearing was encouraged here?

How do you know it's 90 days Portia?Asking for a fiend.

Hmm - that toad that you have chosen is quite cute, but toads do not have nice connotations. I think you should change it to something non-amphibious - possibly floral.