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To start a thread that nobody responds to.

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VanillaSugar · 26/07/2016 22:11

Boring thread alert.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 05/08/2016 18:15

Have you got a famous(ish) ex-husband, toadgirl?

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/08/2016 18:17

Thank you - have you always been toadgirl? I have definitely seen you on other threads but not sure if you were something else before that.

PortiaCastis · 05/08/2016 18:19

Phew I've been working hard today!

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/08/2016 18:41

Okaaay - we're waiting for (inevitable) the Aiden reference... Grin

PortiaCastis · 05/08/2016 18:51

I took him to meet Gran and twas hard work getting her to shut up about when she went to Dublin. She said he has a nice manner and if she was 60 years younger she'd ravish him.
How very embarrassing Grin

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/08/2016 19:05

Did she have any grass that needed cutting? (with a scythe?)

VanillaSugar · 05/08/2016 19:10

Gay, these oldies. They just don't know how to behave. You'd think they'd fought in the war, or something.

Aidan Quinn. He was a nice but of totty in his time.

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VanillaSugar · 05/08/2016 19:12

I have a confession. I once actually did start a thread, not that long ago, which nobody actually, seriously responded to. It was about typing in a post on auto correct and not proof reading it afterwards.

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PortiaCastis · 05/08/2016 19:12

Yes he's going to do it for her tomorrow as his scythe was a bit blunt and needs sharpening, he's working on it.

VanillaSugar · 05/08/2016 19:13

Nobody not one tucker replied. Not even aid an the nice but if to try replied. I had no gun in the house. I was most upset.

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VanillaSugar · 05/08/2016 19:14

Nice weather for it Portia - be careful of the sun. He might need some sun screen rubbing liberally all over him.

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PortiaCastis · 05/08/2016 19:21

I started a thread the other day about a man who reportedly tried to abduct a child on Perranporth beach.
Got told it was bollocks by a famous poster so I asked for it to be deleted.
This was my suggested deletion message to MNHQ.
Please delete this thread as apparently it's bollocks
The OP (me) is renown for her foul language and whinging about her exdh, also she posts shite after she's had a couple of g&ts and did you see the thread about her Gran the woman is worse than the Op!

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/08/2016 19:22

No replies at all, Vanilla? Did you post it at a bad time eg middle of the weekday morning (when no-one was about) or at a mega-popular time when it had too much competition from trolls?

PortiaCastis · 05/08/2016 19:22

I have plenty of massageoil suntan lotion

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/08/2016 19:24

Oh, I didn't see that one either, Portia! are you making this up?

VanillaSugar · 05/08/2016 19:25

It was in Chat and I think it was mid-week. It was what prompted this thread anyway.

Perranporth? Is that where the surf school is, just west of Newquay? If so, we were there only a couple of weeks ago....

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VanillaSugar · 05/08/2016 19:26

I got approached by a strange man wearing binoculars.

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PortiaCastis · 05/08/2016 19:27

No this is true but obviously got deleted. This was on Tuesday but never mind I managed to turn a bun fight into a jokey ending so I was happy about that

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/08/2016 19:32

Ah - so you had a reason for this thread! Well, you've got a few more replies this time so that makes a decent average between the two. Grin

PortiaCastis · 05/08/2016 19:33

There is a thread in site stuff from me about said deleted thread but obvs couldn't say very much

PortiaCastis · 05/08/2016 19:36

Yes Perranporth is between Newquay and St Agnes

PortiaCastis · 05/08/2016 19:42

But obvs I live near a location choice😁

toadgirl · 05/08/2016 20:42

Aidan ended up paying to fill her tank. He can fill mine later

Don't get him TOO excited, Portia Wink

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toadgirl · 05/08/2016 20:43

No, my exH is more likely to be infamous, than famous, Better

toadgirl · 05/08/2016 20:45

Better

Always been Toadgirl. Well, not quite true. For my first few days I was fattyfattytoadgirl (a reference to David Brent in The Office) but some posters baulked at the FF bit. I think they felt they were being rude to me when they said it, which was considerate of them. I thought it would be easier to change.

No I am still new enough not to be allowed to post on the Sex Threads, would you believe it Shock

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