To start a thread that nobody responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

Boring thread alert.

Have you got a famous(ish) ex-husband, toadgirl?

Thank you - have you always been toadgirl? I have definitely seen you on other threads but not sure if you were something else before that.

Phew I've been working hard today!

Okaaay - we're waiting for (inevitable) the Aiden reference...

I took him to meet Gran and twas hard work getting her to shut up about when she went to Dublin. She said he has a nice manner and if she was 60 years younger she'd ravish him.
How very embarrassing

Did she have any grass that needed cutting? (with a scythe?)

Gay, these oldies. They just don't know how to behave. You'd think they'd fought in the war, or something.

Aidan Quinn. He was a nice but of totty in his time.

I have a confession. I once actually did start a thread, not that long ago, which nobody actually, seriously responded to. It was about typing in a post on auto correct and not proof reading it afterwards.

Yes he's going to do it for her tomorrow as his scythe was a bit blunt and needs sharpening, he's working on it.

Nobody not one tucker replied. Not even aid an the nice but if to try replied. I had no gun in the house. I was most upset.

Nice weather for it Portia - be careful of the sun. He might need some sun screen rubbing liberally all over him.

I started a thread the other day about a man who reportedly tried to abduct a child on Perranporth beach.
Got told it was bollocks by a famous poster so I asked for it to be deleted.
This was my suggested deletion message to MNHQ.
Please delete this thread as apparently it's bollocks
The OP (me) is renown for her foul language and whinging about her exdh, also she posts shite after she's had a couple of g&ts and did you see the thread about her Gran the woman is worse than the Op!

No replies at all, Vanilla? Did you post it at a bad time eg middle of the weekday morning (when no-one was about) or at a mega-popular time when it had too much competition from trolls?

I have plenty of massageoil suntan lotion

Oh, I didn't see that one either, Portia! are you making this up?

It was in Chat and I think it was mid-week. It was what prompted this thread anyway.

Perranporth? Is that where the surf school is, just west of Newquay? If so, we were there only a couple of weeks ago....

I got approached by a strange man wearing binoculars.

No this is true but obviously got deleted. This was on Tuesday but never mind I managed to turn a bun fight into a jokey ending so I was happy about that

Ah - so you had a reason for this thread! Well, you've got a few more replies this time so that makes a decent average between the two.

There is a thread in site stuff from me about said deleted thread but obvs couldn't say very much

Yes Perranporth is between Newquay and St Agnes

But obvs I live near a location choice😁

Aidan ended up paying to fill her tank. He can fill mine later

Don't get him TOO excited, Portia

No, my exH is more likely to be infamous, than famous, Better

Better

Always been Toadgirl. Well, not quite true. For my first few days I was fattyfattytoadgirl (a reference to David Brent in The Office) but some posters baulked at the FF bit. I think they felt they were being rude to me when they said it, which was considerate of them. I thought it would be easier to change.

No I am still new enough not to be allowed to post on the Sex Threads, would you believe it