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VanillaSugar · 26/07/2016 22:11

Boring thread alert.

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toadgirl · 04/08/2016 15:22

In August 2015, Marks and Spencer marked the 25th anniversary of the dessert with a limited edition "Colin the Caterpillar" featuring a party hat and multicoloured shoes, and additional candy spots

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_the_Caterpillar

^ He has his own Wikipedia page Grin

shaggedthruahedgebackwards · 04/08/2016 15:28

Portia - Thanks for the info

Please can you text him back to enquire how many episodes into the series before we get to see him in a state of undress?

Better - Yes Cecil & Celia are upper class caterpillars and probably wouldn't willingly socialise with Colin n Connie - slice them open though and they are made of exactly the same

shaggedthruahedgebackwards · 04/08/2016 15:29

Wow Toadgirl - 25 years of chocolate caterpillars - fabulous!!

VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 15:29

Witchety grubs, maybe.

A cockroach - no way, absolutely no way.

I've eaten deep fried prawn tails and they're very nice, so I suppose a deepfried earwig might be OK. But not a spider. or a moth.

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MrsTerryPratchett · 04/08/2016 15:31

Oh please, my exH has one, they'll give anyone a Wiki page. Grin

shaggedthruahedgebackwards · 04/08/2016 15:35

MrsTP - is your exH more or less impressive than a best selling chocolate caterpillar cake?

toadgirl · 04/08/2016 15:36

MrsTerryPratchett

:)

Ah, but does your exH have multicoloured shoes??!

VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 15:42

19208!!

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Anonymouses · 04/08/2016 16:15

It's 11.13am. DH is snoring and all the kids are in bed watching tv. Yesterday may have been a bit intense...

Anonymouses · 04/08/2016 16:16

Good luck in the queue of a million people! At least no one mentioned the game today.. Oh wait.

VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 16:57

13810..... it's soooo exciting! Not.

DS has come home smelling of fish poo so I'm going to run him a bath. He's only 9. Don't say I mollycoddle him...

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VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 16:58

He's now trying to climb up the stairs feet first. As in lying on his back and shuffling up on his bum with his feet about 5 stairs further up than his head.

Mad.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 04/08/2016 17:22

Shagged - Cecil and Celia would probably find a natural home in Waitrose.

Agree however that, in their essence, all caterpillars are equal and that no caterpillar should crawl to another.

VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 17:25

Thank you anonymouses

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Bettercallsaul1 · 04/08/2016 17:26

Vanilla - I miss that stage! Sad He sounds lovely!

Where is it written that you must ascend a stairs on foot? Grin

VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 17:36

Ah yes, Better, he is a sweetie. He was a bloody horrible baby, though.

I usually ascend the stairs on foot. But I'm normally standing vertical like any other sane person would do.

So, today I have washed and ironed about 15 loads of washing whilst constantly looking at the ticket page, so that the laptop doesn't timeout and go to sleep. Whoa!! 10651!

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Bettercallsaul1 · 04/08/2016 17:41

You're getting there! It's been a whole day's work, though,hasn't it? Does DD know of your valiant efforts?

VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 17:43

Yes, she sent me a heart on a text message! I'm sure she appreciates this, but then I'm going to have to undo all this goodwill and tell her off for putting dirty clothes back in her wardrobe and making her bedroom smell.

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PortiaCastis · 04/08/2016 17:46

Just keeping the post count up.
Hello Smile

VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 17:48

Waaaaaah 9540!!

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VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 17:49

Hello Portia! How is Aidan today?

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PortiaCastis · 04/08/2016 17:49

Just to be consistent here's a pic
Grans cat is on weed

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PortiaCastis · 04/08/2016 17:50

Aidan is asleep .................... he's recharging

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/08/2016 17:55

I claim 600!!

VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 17:55

Oh god, he sounds like one of those sex robot things.

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