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VanillaSugar · 26/07/2016 22:11

Boring thread alert.

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PortiaCastis · 04/08/2016 18:04

I have cast a spell on him

PortiaCastis · 04/08/2016 18:07

It seems he has woken up, back later. 😍

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/08/2016 18:11

You won't put her off, Vanilla. Grin This is true lurvve.

toadgirl · 04/08/2016 18:21

No reason in particular.

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VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 18:22

Very good.

But I have made a mistake. I have mixed myself a double Margherita and the full effect will kick in when I finally get to zero. Just as DH and DD get back from London and demand food....

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Bettercallsaul1 · 04/08/2016 18:23

I would just like to point out, though, in the interests of truth, that of that message Portia claims to have received from the divine Aiden, only nine words were in fact accurate. I'll leave you to work out which nine.

Portia babe I'm back on screen on the 4th of September. See you later sexy.

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/08/2016 18:25

Vanilla - Pizza delivery is your friend.

PortiaCastis · 04/08/2016 18:29

Grin. Grin.

PortiaCastis · 04/08/2016 18:33

Bustec

PortiaCastis · 04/08/2016 18:34

Erm no that should in fact say busted

VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 18:36

4748 - if my internet crashes in the next 90 mins I will go mental.

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VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 18:38

What happens on 4th September?

Portia, have you heard of six degrees of separation? Well, you've got four. Yes, FOUR to Aidan himself in real true life.

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VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 18:39

OK?

Me.

My former colleague and DD former drama teacher, Mrs A.

Mrs A knows the family of Eleanor Tomlinson VERY WELL.

Eleanor Tomlinson is......

directly associated with Aiden.

There we go, hope I've made your day.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 04/08/2016 18:40

I think we all knew what you were trying to say, Portia.

VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 18:40

Just outed myself there. But it's OK, I haven't written anything terrible under this nom de plume.

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PortiaCastis · 04/08/2016 18:41

I'm told by Mr google that the 4th September in when series 2 of Poldark begins

PortiaCastis · 04/08/2016 18:47

I sill just say I live in the County which is next to Devon and lots of productions are filmed here

toadgirl · 04/08/2016 18:47

Caterpillar hilarity.

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toadgirl · 04/08/2016 18:47

Want more?

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VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 18:47

oooh, that Mr G knows an awful lot! 3606... I'm getting close....

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VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 18:57

2547

Cornwall?

Yes please.

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PortiaCastis · 04/08/2016 18:58

Yes

VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 19:01

I've got family in Truro. Love Cornwall!

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VanillaSugar · 04/08/2016 19:02

1972!!!

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PortiaCastis · 04/08/2016 19:03

Ah Truro is nice, I'm further down.