Husbands secret stash

[pitsandpeaks]

I don't know if I should laugh, scream or roll my eyes....

Few months ago I found a huge stash of socks under mine and DHs bed, thought I'd finally solved the weird odd sock problem I seem to have. A month later and it was back but this time I noticed the socks were crisp and solid at the end, didn't take me long to figure out Dh has obviously been using these.......you get the picture anyway I mentioned to him that I'd found them and I wasn't happy to be cleaning up after him in general but that this was taking it to another level and thought that would be the last of it.

It's not-there is always some there and I've had to scream at him about it recently, I'm not comfortable with ignoring it because they are under the bed we both sleep on and it's just really unsanitary, today I've come home and there is a used condom in its wrapper and 3 socks nearby.

I'm aware it's perfectly healthy and normal to masterbate, but surely cleaning up after yourself is part and parcel of this? I feel like this is a problem moms with teenagers have to deal with not their husbands, but maybe I'm just being unreasonable and I should just bin/ put in wash and move on with the next gazillion household chores I seem to be lumbered with? I have fury right now but maybe it's misplaced.

I really wanted to title this secret spunky sock stash but I chickened out!

Internet famous again. At least The Sun didn't quote me out of context like the BBC.

Oh man sized tissues, I get it now!

I always wondered why men's noses needed bigger tissues than women's!

Anyone else wondering if the dh will read it think "dirty bastard" and then go oh...hang on a minute

Sitting in a cafe crying with laughter at this thread. A HOT 20 something just sauntered by and gave me the eye (i'm 50) Good times

I'm offended that the Sun didn't include my cartoon !

Given OPs last update about her dh being done with her, being in The Sun could cause more hassle for her. I laughed at the funny comments the start but if her dh has said he's done with her and is already pissed off and having tantrums, if he finds himself in The Sun and knows his wife is in MN, it won't take much to out two and two together, he can search her on here and look through history.

If he's embarrassed by his wife brining it up with him that it made him done with her, then he's not gonna react well to the whole country talking about his dirty sock thing. I'm not saying to feel sorry for the dh, he was disrespectful to his wife and she can do better but he's gonna direct his anger to OP, and he can now deflect his twatty behaviour of leaving his old semen around in dirty socks for his dw to pick up and clean for him, and make himself the wronged party at having his habits in a national newspaper where people he knows may read it. I'd not be surprised if he makes it so that she's out of order and should be apologising. Could it being in The Sun be used against OP in a divorce? OP has done nothing working in asking for advice here, it would be a shame if she had to get a load if shit from him as a result of The Sun having shit journalists.

WomanActually "having his habits in a national newspaper where people he knows may read it"

How would anyone he knows reading it, know it's about him?

Why don't you start taking a poo in his socks and then stash them in his sock draw.

May make him realise how disgusting it is when he has to clean them

Well I've just read the article and the only thing is I'm gutted it's in that paper, my only claim to fame and i can't tell anyone :)

Boycotted in my city...

Plus... How did the cat part not make it into the article?! That was the best part of the thread.

I wish the OP would come back and tell us what was meant by her saying that her DH is "done with her". Btw, I wonder if he reads The Sun.

TrappedNerve yeah and rightly so, I'm not in Liverpool (I'm closer to Manchester) and won't buy that rag.

Lololol 😜

Crying at 'Athletes Fanny'.

I didn't post that lololol!!!!!!
That was ds1, (9)!!!! I'd been cackling with laughter at the first page once I realise what it was about. I think it was the suggestion of chilli powder that got me!
DS demanded to know what I was laughing at, I wouldn't let him, he grabbed my phone and ran off upstairs to see what it was. I e only just found that comment that he must have made!!!! Wee horror!!!!!

Gross! I wouldn't even want my clothes to share the same washing machine water!