To ask what words or phrases you never hear outside of MN?

[Fratelli]

Many a time I have been reading a thread and thought "I've never head anyone say that in real life".

Posted too soon! So I was wondering if anyone else thinks the same thing? Anyone got any particular favourites?

AIBU, judgy, D-anything, judgy-pants, entitled.

Friendship group. I just say 'my friends'

Pretty much all MN phrases I think. You just wouldn't say them in person would you? tilts head

ERF car seats. Nobody I know in real life has one, everyone on MN seems to.

Makes my teeth itch.. never heard anyone in RL say that.

San pro

I'd never heard "fanjo" !

Entitled, mainsplaining, sanpro, makes teeth itch/boils pis,give your head a wobble.

San pro
Judgy
Moon cup

Spat my coffee all over my keyboard
I have never heard it actually said.

Hobby, pfb, special snowflake, dtd, nc, ltb.
Penis beaker.
Are you on glue?
Clutches pearls.

I get itchy teeth! But I don't do head tilts....

I don't feel the need to abbreviate everything outside of MN.

Leave the bastard
Atrocious,cunt
Wankbadger
Cocklodger
Pearl clutching
Hoiks judgypants

I'll remember more

Yes, MotherBluestocking, "hobby." Who has a "hobby" in 2016 outside Mumsnet?

'No is a complete sentence.' That might be grammatically true but it's still a dick move.

Fuming

Never actually seen anyone fume.

Did you mean to be so rude?

Not heard that in RL either.

Diamond shoe problems but to be fair I love that phrase!

Goady

Cocklodger - I really like it as a descriptive word but if I used it in real life it would give me away.

Boak

Cockwomble. I have been on a one woman mission to have it become a thing in real life but all I get from OH is 'Stop trying to make cockwomble happen Gretchen, it isn't going to happen! '

HTH.

(HTH)

Sanpro.

Every woman I know says tampons or pads, depending on what they use.