To ask what words or phrases you never hear outside of MN?

[Fratelli]

Many a time I have been reading a thread and thought "I've never head anyone say that in real life".

Definitely hobby, I am always intrigued by all these people spending time "doing their hobby".....and they never tell you what it is

I use itchy teeth all the time and now I have itchy teeth
My friend has an ERF car seat
Maybe I'm weird....

He/she's a narcissist. I've never met one, I thought they were very rare.

Entitled, Fanjo and "that's a bit Council".

Most of what's been said on here, is regularly used around me.

Naice ham. 'Wendying'.

Stealth boast

oh god yes 'san pro'

also 'entitled' 'Hun' (sorry but it's there!) Hubby, and Fanjo

Haha I'm loving all of these! I must admit I am planning to read this thread to cheer myself up tonight when my teething toddler wakes up!!

and boak

What is a diamond shoe problem?? Sorry, I'm really new!

Makes my teeth itch

Gah!

I hate those with a passion and only see them on Mumsnet.

Meh, I don't say anything here that I don't say IRL.

That includes wankbadger, cunt and boiling piss.

Someone actually said to another woman in a group, did you mean to be so rude? Everyone just kind of stared at her. I knew straight away she was a mumsnetter and wondered who she was on here.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties I thought so too until I read something here where a poster had a link to narcissistic personality disorder and it was word for word EXACTLY describing someone I was phasing out at the time. I didn't want to believe they existed but there you go..

'Bat shit crazy'
And I'm glad because I jeffing hate it.

And boak?no idea??

We have an ERF car seat. It swivels. Saved my back!

Wankbadger is such a splendid word.
How could I have forgotten fanjo?

"Boak" is used all over Scotland IRL!

I forgot the other day that cunt is much more acceptable on here than in the real world. Didn't go down well.

What's an erf car seat ?

I never met anyone in RL who listens to R4. Even when I do , I think of MN!

I just had to google ERF car seats, never heard of it and didn't know it was a thing.

Indie school. No one in RL says that.

I first heard judgey pants and hoiking IRL long before I saw it on MN
Never heard of a diamond shoe problem

"I'm literally shaking with anger"- never seen people IRL do this over a parking space/ leg wax/ teacher not knowing where kid's jumper is....

Seriously Pendu? But then I had never met anyone in real life who was a "leave" voter, so what do I know with my Radio 4 listening ways.