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To ask what words or phrases you never hear outside of MN?

176 replies

Fratelli · 27/06/2016 22:18

Many a time I have been reading a thread and thought "I've never head anyone say that in real life".

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EastMidsMummy · 28/06/2016 17:32

Hobbies:

Yes, people have stuff they do but hobby is an odd, old-fashioned, nerdy word for them.

Fratelli · 28/06/2016 18:20

What's natch?!

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JessieMcJessie · 28/06/2016 19:01

Short for "naturally".

NavyAndWhite · 28/06/2016 19:13

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Fratelli · 28/06/2016 20:09

Oh god Jessie that is just awful!

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Schwabischeweihnachtskanne · 28/06/2016 20:17

"much needed"

Everything is "much needed"

A "much needed" holiday
A "much needed" lie in
A "much needed" cup of coffee
A "much needed" night out
A "much needed" night in
A "much needed" day off
A "much needed" day at a theme park
"Much needed" couple time
"Much needed" family time
"Much needed" time to think
A "much needed" spa day

For bonus points combine "much needed" with "hard working" in a sentence.

...

Its not such an obvious MNism as "going NC" or "toxic" relatives or everyone being either "vile" or "mortified" all over the place, but it always sounds so forced and unconvincing...

Do people actually wander around referring to everything as "much needed" these days or is it a MN thing? I have no idea, I sometimes think my English is out of touch...

jayho · 28/06/2016 20:19

spoonyfucker

although I did manage to allocate it to a workmate as her nickname Grin

Schwabischeweihnachtskanne · 28/06/2016 20:22

Hobby is a useful word because it has become international so speakers of other languages understand it even when they think they don't speak English - it is one of the first words found in absolute beginner English as a foreign language text books because you can use it as a way in to teaching other easy beginner vocabulary and grammar.

So it may be old fashioned in the UK but it will never die out :o Unless the UK actually closes all boarders to anywhere and doesn't let any forriners in with their old fashioned English that is :o

spanky2 · 28/06/2016 20:35

San pro is sanitary product??
Is it?

StrawberryQuik · 28/06/2016 20:55

My group of old school friends use the word cunt all the time, just amongst ourselves mind.

Everyone seems to have much fancier dinners on mumsnet than IRL.

MrsJayy · 28/06/2016 20:56

Yes or is it protection i never know its to save saying tampons/towels/mooncups/rags 😁

MrsJayy · 28/06/2016 20:57

Natch is short for naturally never knew that and didnt want to look a tool and ask

MrsJayy · 28/06/2016 20:59

Spoonyfucker makes me laugh

WaitrosePigeon · 28/06/2016 21:01

San pro - I hate those words

MrsJayy · 28/06/2016 21:02

So do I i just dont know why people cant say tampax or whatever

40somethingwonderful · 28/06/2016 21:04

It boils my piss!

And much after a word, Greed much etc

Fratelli · 28/06/2016 21:17

Schwabischeweihnachtskanne it's definitely an MN thing!!

San pro is one of the worst words ever.

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cankles · 28/06/2016 21:22

cats bum face.

sometimes it fits perfectly.

NeedACleverNN · 28/06/2016 21:33

Wonder why it's always cats bum and never dogs bum?

HooseRice · 28/06/2016 21:35

I remember the original Wendy thread but what's "being Helened"?

In 1990 I lived in Oz. Women who wrote into the letters pages in magazines referred to their "DH".

haveyougotyourphonebuspass · 28/06/2016 21:39

I try to use "are you on glue" everyday.

Have had a cocklodger and a cockwomble in my life, they should definitely be put into the OED.

Schwabischeweihnachtskanne · 28/06/2016 21:43

This is about the words isn't it, the lingo, the lexicon, the phrases or idioms or slang that seem to be MN specific - the vocabulary, not the actual things or actions?

I also hate the "everyone I know in RL does X and thinks Y and has Z and nobody ever thinks A or does B or has C, therefore A, B and C exist only on MN" foolishness. I do think there are words and phrases used on MN that are not in common usua

Its the MN words for things this thread is about - so using the shorthand "go Low/ No Contact" rather than the fact people have felt they had to distance themselves or cut a relative out of their life... and yes sticking "much" and a questionmark after a negative quality, - calling female genitals fanjos (that is only MN isn't it, or is it used in spoken English in some circles) is MN but having one isn't :o

I read a thread where somebody typed out a note they'd had pushed through the door full of "much needed" and "hard working" and I thought that smelt a bit off, people only refer to themselves as "hard working" if they are DM journalists or posting on MN, and people only refer to things as "much needed" on MN... but I didn't write that as I then thought perhaps everyone is talking like that now... It puts me in mind of a certain type of man who introduces himself as "Mr Smith" rather than ""Fred Smith"... you never use your own title verbally do you, unless asked? It just feels - off, odd, not quite right...

Its the word choices though, not the things they refer to in themselves.

Schwabischeweihnachtskanne · 28/06/2016 21:47

"Makes me feel a bit stabby" used to be commonly used on MN... I used it in RL once because it was just so right in that situation Blush and got laughed at Blush I think its a pity that one seems to have fallen out of use - quite a lot of things do make me feel a bit stabby... Blush

oldbird51 · 28/06/2016 21:48

What the actual fuck?

What the fuck does the word 'actual' add to that question?

bertsdinner · 28/06/2016 21:55

Mooncups, I'd never heard of mooncups but everyone on here seems to use them.
Fanjo, I love that word
Entitled, obviously heard it before, but now when someone does something slightly rude I think "entitled" and think of mumsnet.
Vile, reminds me of the way people us "awesome", a word that's lost its power on here.
Hobby, nothing wrong with the word, its the way people use it I find a bit unusual, "then I spent an hour doing my hobby".
Crunchy, tandem feeding, no idea what these were before reading on mumsnet.
Strange, Victorianesque phrases such as "eminently sensible", "and rightly so", sounds strangely old fashioned.