did I just see a post about the best b**wjob?!?

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Seriously on the relationships board! WTAF is going on?!?

Torsion Istanbul? Is this something else not to Google?

I wasn't impressed by "Portuguese tarts" in shops before, but the breakfast thing is cringing.
considers pros and cons of sharing this discovery on portuguese fb

I don't know. My phones a twat.

😂 me and dh just had to Google "dragon butter" and "space docking". I've actually bought that Welsh dragon butter before...never again! 😂

I can't be the only one who thought torsion Istanbul was another thing!

slattern nope, just my idiot phone. It does it quite often. It will change something to something completely unrelated.

is space docking the same as Ice docking? had an afternoon googling a few years ago thanks to mumsnet, that was an eye opener

People shit in vaginas?!?!

I have been on mumsnet for over 7 years.

I have NEVER googled "dragon butter"

This thread is hilarious. Completely forgot about the fiat.

Can you imagine everyone's Google search history after this definitely not off to Google angry pirate

Ice docking???? Nope, not going to look.

g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan

Space docking Hands do keep up

I am not googling space docking to see if it is the same as ice docking

I started to think 'what could we make up for Torsion Istanbul', then realised - no, my brain does not go to that place, my brain is an innocent plane of fluffy bunny rabbits, cuddly kittens and adorable puppies.

I shall not spoil it any further with sordid imagery thanks to the dirty dirty soul sucking perverts of Mumsnet.

can someone tell me what ice docking is please

Who makes that shit up on urban dictionary? You can just make random shit up. Bisto pasting. It's probably a thing but I might make up a meaning.

Who are these people who come up with such gross ideas?

realises too late that she is not wearing pearls

Erm...I don't think there is anything worse.

Happy to realise I'm not the only one. Thanks, just.

Stellars actually makes me laugh out loud. Actually does. So grateful for the chuckles xx