did I just see a post about the best b**wjob?!?

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Seriously on the relationships board! WTAF is going on?!?

When I say "stringy" BBB (what the fuck am I typing here ) I mean just below the bell end on the outer side there's a stringy bit that goes from the foreskin area to the main penis area. Is it a frenulum perhaps or is that something else? Have a look at the next penis you come across And, I presume, you mean anybody too delicate other than the OP who actually started this thread?

I'm sorry Everybody but Portuguese breakfast isn't one I've googled!

Lmao
I can't believe I googled blue waffle

I also can't quite believe I have been on MN for some months now and I still don't know what a penis beaker is. Shalt I google??

You're most welcome wombat

Don't forget sootikins and munting. More gems from MN that you should never Google!

No, no no.

I think I just vomited in my mouth.

Do not google Portugese breakfast.

Seriously, do not.

Penis beaker is kept at the side of some weirdos the bed, to dunk your spunky penis in after sex.

I've just got back from Portugal, the breakfasts were lovely?

the next penis you come across
Do you think the OP wishes she never started this post?
I'll never look at a toy truck the same again

Googled Portuguese breakfast and truffle butter... DP is shocked when he looked and I told him "mumsnet told me to" as he thinks we are all tweed wearing, pearl clutching women swapping knitting patterns!!!

deleting browsing history

Oh purleeeeeease, no one has ever scrambled eggs up someone surely?

What is it? I don't want to look!

Have found penis beaker thread and am now enlightened and will continue to read the fabulous comments. I love this place 😄😄❤️

People are weird

Oh my god. .... munting.....

Ok, ok, I'm off to google Portuguese breakfast. I have zero will power!

Oh and munting! I forgot about that, that can't be real either can it?

Thanks to MN I once Google munting. Just don't!!!!

What, what? Now you're just making it up

My extreme snorts of laughter are getting several "what the fuck are you reading" comments from DP.

Haven't laughed this much for ages! Thanks MN

Now I know I'm drunk, Portuguese breakfast just made me laugh

Tell me what Portuguese breakfast is. I don't want to Google.

Munting is definitely the worst.

Socks, handstand is de rigeur for PB

OMG, what am I saying?

OK, you (apparently) prop a young lady arse up, crack eggs into her fanjo then shag til they scramble that would take a while surely?!

Hang on fatty I'm not some expert on weird, niche internet terms

Ok, ok, it's when somebody pours raw eggs into you then fucks you to "scramble" the eggs. Also something I don't believe is real! You will all google from now on, I can't be some weirdo who knows all this shit

That can't be real