did I just see a post about the best b**wjob?!?

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Seriously on the relationships board! WTAF is going on?!?

I'll gather up some pearls for the clutching. Let me know when you want to start.

I love you all. Also I am now reading the original fisting thread and EVEN THOUGH I KNEW IT WAS COMING started actually crying with laughter at "eyes like shovels". On the bus.

(also when I initially heard about space docking the, er, specifics involved freezing, which makes me think that it might be the ice docking referred to above. PLEASE CLARIFY I AM NOT GOOGLING THESE THIINGS.)

Why oh why did I have to google Soggy Biscuit? (Also known as cum on a cookie).
That's the last time I'm dunking my Digestive in my tea.

leedy that is ice docking from here I have learned that space docking is different thank god without the need to google

I read about ice docking, dragons butter etc on a mumsnet thread a few years back, I think it was called things you wish you could unsee Richard and Judy naked was on that as well

Watching people "Seagulling" when we're out dogging, is a favourite of mine

This thread has been quite an education From Urban Dictionary re ice docking:
"Ready in half an hour' said Tom as he put a turd in the freezer ready to use as a dildo later'
It makes it sound like he's just putting the roast spuds in.
I presume a freezer bag is used for said turd? And wouldn't dildo turd start to defrost once the action started?

that would make it a shit dildo in every way then MissHooliesCardigan

So that I don't have to have any of this stuff in my search history at work, can I have a detailed explanation of Dragon Butter please?

Munting is in hilariously bad taste (see what I did there?!!).

Just to lower the tone a bit further...

2 girls 1 cup
Tub girl
Octopus girl

Rimming is the worst

While I go and throw up. 😔

Munting is never a real thing 😱
After smelling some of DH's farts I can't imagine what anyone getd from rimming!
Reading this thread I've realised I'm not so much vanilla as frozen yogurt

I think I might just be tescos value brand vanilla

do I want to know what munting is? I cant face googling it when I am just about to eat

Octopus girl? I have absolutely no idea and really really want it to stay that way.

What's going on?

That was the old Mumsnet, before Daily Fail etc. I miss the old Mumsnet.

Poor OP,

Those urban dictionary things are just bollocks. No-one has ever munted. Who the fuck even would? And space docking - there's no way anyone has ever done a shit hard enough not to break up on impact. Ice docking... FFS.

Dragon butter though. That one tickles me.

I'm afraid I'm deeply disappointed by MM; googling Dragon Butter came up with a link for welsh butter, it could have at least being used as a lubricant for some desperately painful sex act.

Oh God I'm dying with laughter. My stitches from childbirth at the weekend are killing me now so thanks for that!

Do not what ever you do Google alabama hot pocket. I still have nightmares from when I Googled it in college.
Plus one of my customers at work is a company that sell sex toys/lingerie etc and they sell rubber honey dripper style things that you shove in various places! They even make glass dildos!

Ifailed

You should look it up in the Urban Dictionary.
Your search engine is too tame. For some reason the UD comes up top on my google search. I should refrain from doing any more MN induced google searches.

Itsy you can also get a cheesy Alabama hot pocket.
Can we not get back to discussing anal dusting? I could just about cope with that. I like a bit of dusting.

If you really must Google, do it in an incognito window. That way you won't be bombarded with strange ads and you won't have to delete your search history/cookies.

fanjo not bloody banjo I quite like Banjo, so fanjo for the front and banjo for the back I am not googling anything

I may adopt that as well Step