did I just see a post about the best b**wjob?!?

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Seriously on the relationships board! WTAF is going on?!?

Munting is infinitely worse than space docking.

I still haven't recovered from that google 2 years ago.

I'll be clutching my grandmother's pearls to the grave with that one.

I have just looked up feltching.

It involves a straw

The vag fisting thread was hilarious. The fiat typo had me in stitches. Off to read the anal fishing now.

I can only imagine what munting may mean. It doesn't look good.

Oh shit yeah. I forgot about munting (That's not envy)

This thread is hilarious and disturbing all rolled into one!

HandsOffMySweets, come over to my corner and stroke my little kitten. It's nice over here amongst the pampas grass and wicker hearts. Stay away from the evil temptations of MNers and their google suggestions.

will not make a pussy joke, will not make a pussy joke

Anal dusting :o :o :o

Sorry, I have nothing more to add.

Having succumbed to temptation, it's worse than imagined. Bleurgh.

I must not Google, I must not Google

Our broadband has very strict filters on, part of me is tempted to google just to see what it lets through

Munting is the worst. That's one I'm not ecplaing.

Or explaining. Spelling? What's that?

Do not google munting.
Just know these threads turn up regularly and someone will eventually explain.

Me neither.

I'm going to the kitten corner in my mind for a while before I try and sleep.

Of the many many things I don't understand - I just don't understand how a person came about trying it for the first time. How utterly deranged must you be to actually think it through and decide to give it a try.

But then, presumably after the first person tried it they spread the news to a second person, who also tried it and so on and so on, so eventually the practice gets a name.

Can you imagine how that conversation went.

Bob: I was down the graveyard last night
Tom: really? See anything interesting?
Bob: well funny you should say that ............... Etc

My eyes. MY EYES. I've just googled munting .

Some cuteness

Awwwwwww

I actually fancy scrambled eggs for breakfast now not the Portuguese kind I might add.!

Funniest thread for a long time.

mariposa I don't think I ever want to eat scrambled eggs again.

Slattern... If you are thinking that way...

How messed up were the first couple who thought ooh I can poke this appendage in that hole.... Ta daaaaa sex!

But seriously WHAT were they thinking 😂😂

More kittens, more kittens, please.

I googled ice docking

Odd your explanation of angry pirate has made me cry laughing. Fucking brilliant

Cute bunnies

Not sure bunnies work, although I imagine that, despite the frequency, their sexual habits are very vanilla.

I suffer with back pain and was sent to physio where I told to pretend I had a clock behind me at arse height and then imagine a feather duster up my bum and to clean the clock face with it. Everyday Dh would ask if I've done my anal dusting exercises.

No idea why they couldn't just say move your hips in a circle!

I've got some new words to share at the next family meal. Sometimes after lunch and the kids have gone to the park we wind my mam up as she cockles and baulks easily, my brother, sister and I read weird and disgusting from Urban dictionary to see her reaction.

Family meals are never dull in my Mums house :)