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did I just see a post about the best b**wjob?!?

273 replies

coco1810 · 13/06/2016 17:32

Seriously Shock on the relationships board! WTAF is going on?!?

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Stellars · 13/06/2016 18:32

Wasn't there an epic typo on the anal fisting thread? Fish related? Or was that another SEX BOARD thread? Grin

Queenbean · 13/06/2016 18:33

I love giving a blow job.

WellErrr · 13/06/2016 18:33

Anal dusting Grin

Do you use a special duster in a different colour to the living room one?

FeckinCrutches · 13/06/2016 18:33

Brow job?
Brew job?
Imagine, grown ups, talking about s*x Shock

SaucyJack · 13/06/2016 18:33

Anal dusting?

Is that A Thing now?

WellErrr · 13/06/2016 18:33

Sorry aal dsting

FeckinCrutches · 13/06/2016 18:34

You need one of those furry tail butt plugs for anal dusting

Handsoffmysweets · 13/06/2016 18:34

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Janey50 · 13/06/2016 18:36

usual GrinGrinGrin

ThroughThickAndThin01 · 13/06/2016 18:36

I don't quite understand why it wasn't in the sex topic.

AuntieStella · 13/06/2016 18:36

"Sorry aal dsting"

In my house, that's probably a euphemism for annual dusting

PortiaCastis · 13/06/2016 18:36

Feather duster up the butt

TrojanWhore · 13/06/2016 18:37

"I don't quite understand why it wasn't in the sex topic."

Because 8 years ago, there was no sex topic.

ghostyslovesheep · 13/06/2016 18:38

or Anl Blea*hing?

Muddlewitch · 13/06/2016 18:38

Through if the thread was 8 years old then that's why, there wasn't a sex board then it's a fairly recent addition.

PortiaCastis · 13/06/2016 18:39

*buggeration

FruStefanOla · 13/06/2016 18:40

OhTheRoses, but we're on the same meet-up thread over in Chat. No blow jobs involved with meet-ups at all (well, not at any I've been to Grin). I don't know who you are as Roses, but I think I know who you are - IYSWIM?!

RestlessTraveller · 13/06/2016 18:41

I fucking love this thread!

Mov1ngOn · 13/06/2016 18:44

Aw shucks. Just came to the thread to find out any tips....

OddSocksHighHeels · 13/06/2016 18:44

Wasn't the sex thread about vaginal fisting rather than anal fisting?

I don't even own a feather duster Sad

Laiste · 13/06/2016 18:44

Um, you f*cking love this thread i think you meant.

usual · 13/06/2016 18:46

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MrsSpecter · 13/06/2016 18:48

What the hells wrong with the word blow? Cant we say fucking anything anymore?

AuntieStella · 13/06/2016 18:49

Fishing as in 'Lace'? Shock

(poor goldfish)

Notbigandnotclever · 13/06/2016 18:50

I used to give blow jobs over the phone and get paid for it

But how do you get your tongue down the phone?

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