did I just see a post about the best b**wjob?!?

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Seriously on the relationships board! WTAF is going on?!?

There's something called space docking or something similar that I don't think is real either (I hope it isnt) I Google that. Me and DP were both

Hahaha BBB you're on the dark side with me now! And, Bastard yu too!

No, I'm going to keep telling myself none of this shit has ever actually happened 😕

Has no one mentioned a dirty Sanchez or a lemon party yet?

Space docking can't be real unless you are contortionists with very odd stools!

Exactly demented it's fucked up.

FFS that can't be real. Whoever can up with that idea?
I can just see it now.. Lying in front of a roaring log fire, things are getting hotter and hotter, he whispers in her ear "tell me what you want me to do to you" She say "I rally fancy scrambled eggs, can you whisk some up in my vag?"
It's like something by EL James

seriously needed a laugh thanks Girlies ... so funny

Of all the utter weirdness involved with Portugese breakfast, by far the weirdest bit for me is - eating it.

Really, why on this earth would you eat the result of your 'activities'.

Oh feck, I think I'm going to vomit again.

Don't know what space docking is.

Don't want to know.

My horizons are broad enough for now.

Space docking is an actual thing

P'raps it was someone being innovative when they ran out of lube?

Naze it can't be just...how?

I know space docking. Why do I know this stuff?! I'm blaming MN for any knowledge I have on weird shit!

Thank you wonderfully weird mners I needed that laugh!

Keep on trucking and beware pampas grass, wicker heart owning mners like me

Spacedocking can't be a real thing imagine the infections 😷 I thought putting eggs in there was iffy

My god this thread has cheered me up tonight & thanks to whoever it was who added the link to fisting!!! 😀☺️😂

I don't know whether to google or run very very fast. Whatever happens to a good old bonk.

to space docking. And again

It's the man 'space docking' into the woman's vag Fatty ...... But whyyyyyy??

I know that bastard but how? Surely they have to be considered torsion Istanbul or something? It's weird as fuck. Also...infections...

Damn phone. Contortionists

How that became considered torsion Istanbul I don't fucking know 😂