did I just see a post about the best b**wjob?!?

[coco1810]

Seriously on the relationships board! WTAF is going on?!?

No I won't.

No I won't

No I won't.

Blue waffle you say?

Fist up the banjo

I googled blue waffle images and got lots of these . I clearly have Safe Search on.

that's an * for the picture of fanny rot

I just googled angry pirate

I am not going to Google anything.

Am too busy trying not to wet myself laughing.

Im not going to google anything else.
I have to sleep tonight

Odd spill! What is Angry pirate? and blue waffle

Can someone check the op still has a pulse?

The OP will have 'eyes like shovels' after reading this

wombat some things can't be posted on here like felching but blue waffle was, I think, proved to be bollocks. It's essentially doctored pics of genitalia (female only, naturally) that are blue and rank looking through "blue waffle" (an alleged STD I think, it's been a while since I googled it).

Angry pirate also sounds like something not very real - a man gets a blow job, he pulls out of her mouth as he wants to ejaculate and does so in her eye (hence pirate-like as she closes one eye) then kicks her in the shin so she grasps it (now more pirate-like with use of one eye and one leg) and, well, she's blatantly angry too.

I refuse to believe this is actually real! Like I did with pink sock. And no more explanations from me, you can google any other terms

Bravo
Lima
Oscar
Whiskey
Juliet
Oscar
Bravo

Ahem, I have never encountered a stringy penis. Yet.

I assumed the pirate refs were about an old thread, which may be in Classics, about an MNer who had a partner who made 'pirate noises' during sex.

No?

When I first joined MN I googled dragon butter, blue waffle, portuguese breakfast and a few others that my brain has expunged.

I now take warnings not to google at face value.

I especially don't google if there is no warning.

I am immovable on this.

Some of them took weeks to recover from.

Not, absolutely not, joking.

Waaaat? What have I missed? Needs read the whole thread now 😄

I now feel that I should have posted some kind of warning. Sorry

I can't breath any more for suggesting at this thread.

Had me at the miniature truck.

Anal trucking...

Ooops, x post

*sniggering

As I am not clearing my Google history again tonight.
Pray tell, what is a portugese breakfast?

You're fine Socks, it's been obvious for a while what the tone of the thread was going to be.
Anyone too delicate could have clicked off.

Thank you Odd I think

Nope, not telling.

Google if you want.

It's not pretty.

Or appetizing.