did I just see a post about the best b**wjob?!?

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Seriously on the relationships board! WTAF is going on?!?

I'm just pleased that nobody has mentioned angry pirates.....

Jesus

As said many times before - every day is a school day on MN.

I think I vaguely recall Katie Price's ex saying he had one, but I obviously bleached that from my brain until your kindly explanations.

I am once again going to retire to my suburban bubble where pampas grass is still just pampas grass and bleach is something you stick down the toilet when guests are coming over.

Poor OP I'm gutted to have missed the fisting thread though!!

Owl wonder if the nursery staff googled felching to find out what your job was?

Oh wait ...... Angry pirates?????

What fresh hell is this?

But OP...a blow job could result in a wee pearl necklace for you to clutch 💦

That fisting thread was one of the funniest things I've ever read in Mumsnet, the typos were beautiful. I still giggle thinking about 'eyes like shovels'

Oh I'd forgotten about the fiats!! Friggin' hilarious 😂

Arrrgh

Um, what's wrong with 'banjo string' Socks?

Hang on, do I want/need to know?

I trust your judgement on this, even wine-addled

I'd also like to know about angry pirates!

Well, BBB your choice to trust me nah, it's not that bad really - it's what people call that stringy bit (correct anatomical term of course) on the penis. I've only ever heard it used when people have talked about snapping one though which makes me wince despite the fact I don't even own a penis.

I wonder whether MN would benefit from having a page with a glossary of s*xual terms such as dragon butter, like they have with the acronyms?

It would remove the risk of dubious internet history and bleach in the eyes.

Damn you Mumsnet - I have just looked up felching.

Why, why, why?

I couldn't understand why it wasn't in the Cambridge dictionary, until I found the answer in Urban dictionary

Warning Fisting thread

Oh good god Slatern. Why would anyone do that?
I need to clear my search history before DH starts getting ideas

Above is the link

I quite want to start a thread about sounding now, just to see what happens.

That made me chuckle everoneelsesmum

Arrrgh

Angry pirate made me laugh! Both the picture and looking it up in urban dictionary.

Are we ready to image search blue waffle yet?

Do you need Mr Sheen for your anal dusting?

Oh god saucy don't my brother got suspended from fb for posting a blue waffle pic.

Everyone you'll need to clear your cookies or something, I seriously got fucking machine advert banners traipsing across the top of my page

Felching is gross seriously people, sort it out.

Angry pirate, actually made me a bit angry 😠