did I just see a post about the best b**wjob?!?

[coco1810]

Seriously on the relationships board! WTAF is going on?!?

But what does the duck shape find when its fishing, eels perhaps ?

They don't sell them in waitrose Hands I've asked.

I think you should take special care of your sweets handsoff.

I've heard some people swear on MN too!

Dragon Butter is also a legitimate brand of butter.

Just saying....

No Cuntikins ?!

The fisting thread was hilarious because of the typos. One poster mentioned a Fiat rather than fist up the banjo, followed by another having 'eyes like shovels' instead of hands.
I cry with laughter every time I think of eyes like shovels. [grin

I'll get my coat

*fanjo not bloody banjo

(I wish I'd not bothered as I've made so many mistakes)

Coconutty it comes from when prostitutes used to refer to scking a pnis as a "below jobs" and it's just got shortened to b**w now.

Very late to but "oh, I see" thanks to those posters. I didn't realise it was do old.

Seriously, why's it called a blow job? No blowing involved.

Well, at least the "job" part seems to be accurate. Or so I've heard.

Ah loved the anal fisting thread! Is it in classics?

I think the OP is very shocked!

Omg sorry for that incomprehensible line.

Wow wow wow - a fucking machine?? WT actual F is that?

Oh I rather like 'banjo'.

Would it be a suitable suggestion on the 'what shall we call our daughter's bits' threads?

Slattern it's called a Sybian I think. It's basically a dildo attached to a machine that, erm, you fuck with. I don't know why I know this

Hmm, not sure BBB too close to banjo string perhaps?

I have had please feel free to tell me to shut up at any point!

I feel sorry for the Welsh as a nation every time Dragon butter is mentioned
Same for hairdressers and blow jobs
Footballers and fisting
Cottagers and cottaging

I'm a feltmaker, my once toddler son told pre school that as a job I did felching. If true, I imagine I'd be making more money

I will not google Fucking Machine
I will not google Fucking Machine
I will not google Fucking Machine
googles Fucking Machine🙈