did I just see a post about the best b**wjob?!?

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Seriously on the relationships board! WTAF is going on?!?

No ones dusting my arse...

I thought there was a S*X topic now

Apparently anal bleaching (anl bleching?!) is de rigeur in the gay community these days.

There have been recent threads about both OddSocks, we're very inclusive here

I think anal fishing might sound even more painful than anal fisting.

Ah, good old inclusive MN

I must admith the things you can fit up your orifices suprises me.
Dusters, fish, Fiats?
Every day on Mumsnet is a school day!

I think she might need wafting with a feather duster usual.

I'm glad you asked that question Notbigandclever

Maybe they put their dick down the phone!

sorry d**k

It's entirely possible usual but I like to think she's off googling anal fishing and dusting.

Apparently, you make a duck beak shape with your hand, get that up nal or aginal. Then clench into a fist once it's up there.

Yet another googling session my history could've done without, thanks to MN. I've only just recovered from the adverts generated when I googled fucking machine

I think if you're going to be having anal bleaching you'd probably want to do some anal dusting to keep it all shiny and bright. The silicone in the polish might help with the fishing too.

No... No posts about blow jobs.

Perhaps it is time to talk to a professional about your hallucinations?

No I don't think you ever clench into a fist. The hand stays duck shaped.

"Apparently anal bleaching (anl bleching?!) is de rigeur in the gay community these days." We've been blethering on about anal bleaching, here on MN, for years DragonsToSlay!

Let's just hope that the OP isn't Googling dragon butter as well?!

Jesus fru not the dragon butter I was a bit sick in my mouth when I googled that.

Fucking love this thread. Always wondered how a whole fist fits up someone's arse.

, you say? Marvellous.

Oh God, I hope she isn't googling Truffle Butter, or soggy biscuit. I had to delete my seach history after that.

Thanks Mumsnet 👍

I know Fru I know, but that isn't a random thread, I was tipped off .

Dearest Mnetters I have had the shittest of awful weekends. This thread has made me laugh for the first time since Friday morning .

anal dusting

And here was I thinking I was relatively knowledgeable...