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All PIV = rape??

588 replies

Flashbangandgone · 21/05/2016 21:28

Stumbled across this article...

witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/piv-is-always-rape-ok/

Seems not only to be strongly arguing that all PIV is necessarily rape, but is incredulous that a feminist could think differently! AIBU to think this is bonkers or has the virtually the whole population of women (who don't think this way) just been brainwashed?!

OP posts:
PortiaCastis · 21/05/2016 23:08

AF I agree I like cock too. Thing is I am cockless atm so I have a vibrator, but it is no substitute for the warmth and feeling of a male

AHellOfABird · 21/05/2016 23:09

Right, I've got the archers, the vodka and the fruit juices. Ready to mix up some jugs of "PIV on the Beach"!

RufusTheReindeer · 21/05/2016 23:10

ahell

You need some sand....i have never been keen on PIV on the beach, that fucking sand gets everywhere

RufusTheReindeer · 21/05/2016 23:11

Oooh no wait

I see the conversation has moved on from cock to cocktails

Do continue

AHellOfABird · 21/05/2016 23:12
Grin
AnyFucker · 21/05/2016 23:12

oh I know, lovely lovely cock

ugly things they are, but warm

AHellOfABird · 21/05/2016 23:14

Is it time for the Monty Python ode?

RufusTheReindeer · 21/05/2016 23:14

I really want to say that i am not as fond of cock as AF

But i am a bit afraid that i am proving the impression some have on this thread of radical feminists

Sad
AHellOfABird · 21/05/2016 23:15

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.

RufusTheReindeer · 21/05/2016 23:16

Yeah, so ...cock...its.....errrm....ok

AHellOfABird · 21/05/2016 23:17

Never mind, Rufus.

If you can lend me some galliano, I can fix you a Sloe Comfortable PIV Against the Wall to drown your sorrows?

RufusTheReindeer · 21/05/2016 23:17

I want a vagina song now Angry

RJnomore1 · 21/05/2016 23:18

Is it wrong that I am hooting with laughter at "the worm that turned"?

PortiaCastis · 21/05/2016 23:18

AHellof Grin Grin

RufusTheReindeer · 21/05/2016 23:19

Comfortable PIV against the wall

Thats a fucking contradiction in terms as well Hmm

I might be on the wrong thread Hmm

I have some homemade sloe gin though...so thats a plus

AHellOfABird · 21/05/2016 23:19

But Rufus, we have The Vagina Monologues.

Proof positive that the pendulum has Swung Too Far The Other Way.

RufusTheReindeer · 21/05/2016 23:20

Its ok ahell

I have whiskey Grin

AHellOfABird · 21/05/2016 23:21

Homemade sloe gin does sound like a plus, whatever the thread topic!

RufusTheReindeer · 21/05/2016 23:22

But what would a cock have to say Shock

Actually, please don't answer that question

AnyFucker · 21/05/2016 23:23
Grin
PortiaCastis · 21/05/2016 23:23

www.metrolyrics.com/the-vagina-song-lyrics-bloodhound-gang.html
Rufus
Click on link at your peril

RufusTheReindeer · 21/05/2016 23:25

Ha portia i am not falling for that

I am not as stupid as i look

RufusTheReindeer · 21/05/2016 23:25

Wait Hmm

RufusTheReindeer · 21/05/2016 23:27

I am going to bed

And avoiding all cock

Which will disappoint dh, but that cant be helped Grin

PortiaCastis · 21/05/2016 23:28

Grin night Rufus