to think what the fuck??

[EnglishFern]

Who buys this shit?

Seriously it couldn't be more awful if it tried....

Who needs an ornamental wishing well with working winch? Or a hands free clip to hold your towel up after a shower?

AIBU to think this is hideous?

I did read an article about the clean up after a festival and they clean up squad were warned about the Lenor bottles

This is why I have never been to a festival. People are grim.

The umbrella!!!!!!! WTAF

I'm crying.

www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/cat-scarers-set-of-3/go617/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=4684#colour:,size:

"the trot of neighbourhood cats"

Review states:

. the only one that I have found to work overall is the 'arched back cat'. The 'prowling cat' seems to work to a certain extent (if moved often) BUT the 'seated cat' is useless!

Oh thank you. Thank you for this thread. It has made me giggle all the way through.

In all seriousness though, the armchair doggy is my nans ideal present. She will be absolutely over the moon with it when I get it for her for Christmas. She is a bit strange though.

A Lenor bottle. For when you haven't got a pot to piss in.

"put them up in the trees" - the cats that is. Hell, I'd be terrified, but I imagine the trotting (?!) cats wouldn't give two fucks.

What's worrying is that my brother's Christmas present choices of past years are suddenly making a lot more sense.

Totally read this as a crystal meth umbrella stand.

This Christmas, I hope everyone will be getting this coy otter pin-up.

The portable bidet made me laugh!

Only because I had a vision of a guest rocking up to their hosts house with their portable bidet in a Tesco carrier bag and marching up the hallway clutching it at every loo visit

I'm not surprised the 'prowling cat' doesn't work much, that's submissive cat body language. I have a real cat who looks like that whenever he's out and he's shit at scaring anything off!

Enjoying this thread, and my giggling is going some way to drown out the 'middle aged man doing manual labour noises' that the plasterer is making in my living room. Maybe a chaffinch clock would help with that?

Remember the thread about bows on bras? Well, all those who were narked at a bow twixt their tits need look no further than the mighty House of Bath, for they have dispensed with the bows.

No More Bows

I'd guess it's more the 'trots' of neighbourhood cats you have to worry about. Little shitters (and I've got five of my own).

Oh dear God, it looks like Bernie Ecclestone

www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/natural-looking-wig-alice/uw865/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=4044&productType=Fitting#colour:,size:

Quizteam no more bows! And no more sex....

Ithought the fact that that wig is called the "natural looking Alice" is an offence under the trades descriptions act if ever I saw one. There is nothing at all natural about it!?!

I love that under the wig there's other suggested products including, unsurprisingly, other wigs and a William Morris waste paper bin wtaf?!

Fluffy, you need the bin for when you try the wig on and realise it's shite

I'm now planning a formula one fancy dress birthday party just so I can wear the Bernie wig...

Are you three foot nothing Chipped? It'll look great

Well I can slouch!

I think its a great idea for my next birthday, I just can't imagine anyone I know agreeing!