to think what the fuck??

[EnglishFern]

Who buys this shit?

Seriously it couldn't be more awful if it tried....

Who needs an ornamental wishing well with working winch? Or a hands free clip to hold your towel up after a shower?

AIBU to think this is hideous?

Damn you Mumsnet for having a photo limit!

Proper lol notquite. I am currently supervising DD on the loo and I need one of those.

Her arse is radioactive...

It's 30 a day isn't it?

no limit on links though

I shit you not ladies, my mum got me one of those full length monstrosity nightdresses when I went in to hospital to give birth to ds.

Ffs, strikeout fail.

Six, Sparkling! As if that's going to do justice to anything....

this is a fiver more expensive online!

ThatTime did you wear it??

Bless she was obviously worried about all your bits hanging out

House of Bath you say wonders if a floral hair net will protect my hair style whilst I sleep

All you need for a quiet night in: a nasty nighty, flowery sleep bonnet and one of these www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/jolie-personal-massager/fp506/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=3148#colour:

notquite the beautiful fascinator is sold out in Amethyst. Obviously been popular...

I wonder why they've balanced it on her ear though?

So is the floor length floral so no one can find your bits when giving birth? At least you could tell her it got ruined during childbirth... Shame you can't ever wear it again as its in a bin on the maternity ward.

Captain for that mental image I'm going to stalk you round the Internet and make your life miserable forever

However I'm sure there's a Victoria Wood song in there somewhere...

Unicrow no one would be able to find the baby in that!

English

It does have a whiff of Barry and Freda

Sold out!! I love the way she's looking sideways at the fascinator . . .Errr, what's that that has landed on my head. What is it? Get it offf . . . .

15 quid for a full length satin nightdress .Gives your husband 250 volts every time he comes near you...

I need one of these!!!

I love these catalogues!

Birdsong clock any one?

www.thegiftandgadgetstore.com/lifestyle/clocks-alarm-clocks/bird-song-clock-different-tweet-every-hour__5013348012586.aspx?gclid=CLKk3t6D88sCFfAy0wodClAIBA

I love these leaflets - they are very good for getting the phlegm off your chest.

Surprisingly out of stock, obviously a lot of fairies doing DIY.

www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/fairy-door-and-windows/cn633/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=4684#colour:,size:

I would love to be the person who gets to write the accompanying paragraphs to these pieces of shite treasures

Captain, how I wish I had never clicked your link.

Brilliant! I want some of these to scare the crap out of the DC

Just have to decide where I would put them to give the best surprise effect....

Although when it comes to potty training this might be handy.... I love that it comes with a UV LIGHT!!!

I NEED those nighttime shower cap thingies. I have a constant dilemma between slathering my ancient skin in expensive but greasy night creams and serums to the detriment of my nice bouncy blow dry, or I wake up with reasonably nice clean hair but a face like a Shreddie.