to think what the fuck??

[EnglishFern]

Who buys this shit?

Seriously it couldn't be more awful if it tried....

Who needs an ornamental wishing well with working winch? Or a hands free clip to hold your towel up after a shower?

AIBU to think this is hideous?

Secrets

That little towel is fooling no one.

Well I have clicked on your links and that delightful emporium house of bath is offering me 10% off my first order! How can I pass up such an offer! Come on, what shall I go for, so much choice....

Was considering the portable toilet but its non returnable

lol english fern i like that nighty

Talkmedownplease I think a nice nylon nightie and Archie the Armchair Friend. Plus a friendship blanket with the suicidal bear on it.

Suicidal bear, perfect, 10%off here I come!

It's got to be the Kurt Cobain lap tray for a first purchase, surely?

I like that nightie too. I like what it can do to the husband... 250 volts you say?

Oh god. I've just looked at the reviews for the nighties.

This is a gem!

These look good but as winter has not yet arrived have not yet tried them on Mother in Law

Right. own up. What has anyone ordered?

I'm going to have to go for the Valerie wig. I am considering dying my hair a silver grey so I could wear the wig to see how the colour suits me

Talk - when you put in your order, can you get me a couple of the floral bed hats and a kaftan?

I think it will have to be Archie the Armchair friend. My cats are always looking for new household items to completely destroy.

I might get all 3 sanpro dispensers. Theme my toilet as a public loo.

The quality seems universally awful.

these have the most comprehensively poor reviews Ive ever seen for anything ever.

I've also seen mittens where one was bigger than the other and curtains where one was longer than the other.

Total waste of money.

This has got to be worth a punt! www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/discreet-slimming-belt/tz473/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=4681#colour:,size:

Have you read the reviews for the pet potty?

"I had to show her it was a toilet(Not very pleasant) but after that she uses it all the time"

You pissed in the pet potty to show your cat what to do?

I'm agog.

Captain there's nothing discreet about a rattan girdle....

This lady is trying her utmost to look sexy. She's really earning her money there.

She's doing the classic 'arms above head makes you appear slimmer' in her PANTEE CORSELET.

There's fuck all going to help you look good in the PANTEE CORSELET

I'm thinking of buying these as DD's two season duvet never stays press studded together all the way round.

The reviews are a mixed bunch though.

House of Bath sort your quality control out!

But English it says discreet! I'm thinking of teaming it with the toe straighteners and a front-loading brassière for a snappy ensemble

'Cotton-lined gusset for freshness'

That poor cow in the pantee corselet

With nothing on top Captain?

I'm. Trying. Not. To. Judge.....