to think what the fuck??

[EnglishFern]

Who buys this shit?

Seriously it couldn't be more awful if it tried....

Who needs an ornamental wishing well with working winch? Or a hands free clip to hold your towel up after a shower?

AIBU to think this is hideous?

And the comb and scissors in one that you only thought were a good idea to use after you'd had one sweet sherry too many in the pub to disastrous effect

Oh bugger you lot! This thread is hilarious but I've just realised now I've clicked on every link I'm going to be haunted by targeted ads for the rest of time

Those hob covers English! I'd probably leave the bugger on and burn a hole in kitty's face

You'd be doing kitty a favour Captain

I have the hetty Hoover mug

I'd love to give this to someone I hate, filled with embarrassing and unflattering photos!
www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/photo-umbrella/tn612/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=4044#colour:,size:

Do you think they'd personalise something with the word 'Twat'?

'Twat's Tray'

Discreet unisex portable toilet. 'Go' anywhere with our portable loo that directs and collects

I've tried. Lawd knows, I have. But I just can't fathom this. Go anywhere? Where?! & its not as if the item is small. So are people stashing these into a huge rucksack "Im off out now I'll carry my loo with me". What do they do if caught short? Find a corner in the shopping mall? Or will any street corner do? Behind a car/bus? I mean its not discreet is it, unpacking your huge portaloo? WHERE ARE THEY?
suspects its a kink/fetish thing

"Go anywhere" rather presumes that there are currently places you can't go.

However I'm struggling to think of anywhere which a) doesn't already have toilet facilities in the area and b) wouldn't mind you squatting down using a portable piss pot.

I can't.

The umbrella!!

Pockets to hold prints, postcards, concert tickets, celebrity autographs or favourite lovables. Imagine the fun they’ll have creating their very own show-stopper.

IT LOOKS SHIT AND IT'S A SHIT IDEA! IT'S JUST SHIT!

All your stuff would get wet!

What's a "favourite loveable"?

IT'S MAKING ME REALLY ANGRY

Thank you EnglishFern I have loved this thread

But its not just a "portable piss pot" its got a number 2 bit as well, hasn't it?

over invested

Yeah, what the fuck IS a favourite loveable?

mistress are you sure it's got a number 2 bit?!

[hurries off to check]

Actually those portable loo things look good for when you're craving a 3-6am wee at a festival and it's pouring with rain.

Although a Lenor bottle is probably just as good.

runs and hides

Ooh, feeling fresher just thinking about this luxurious product:

www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/instant-portable-bidet/uw664/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=3473#colour:,size:

I just hugged DH as he arrived home, he saw my computer screen with over toilet bidet and is WTF! He thought I was actually browsing House of bath for real shopping.

I've pissed myself laughing all the way through this thread - that's probably because I'm 62 and therefore elderly. I'll have to wash the chair with some Urine-Off now. And I think I'll turn DSnoopCat into a hob cover if he carries on walking across my fucking face when I'm asleep. Just off to browse Houseof Barf some more - I wonder if they do skinny jeans - in Crimplene?

Oh dear. I did laugh at the bidet, but I see from the reviews that disabled people find it useful (well, four of them) so I'm going to put it instead on the "ok then...." pile.

The customer feedback for the photo umbrella is from a mil buying it for her daughter in law. I can just imagine the ensuing mn thread now having received that .

I like this review from Subby Hubby...As an older gent, my wife bought me this as it's more suited to my body shape and age. It's so beautifully soft and looks and feels lovely.

Is Subby Hubby reviewing the full length satin nightie?

You have just sorted out my Christmas shopping this year. Ta very much!

A Lenor bottle? IJustLostTheGame you genius!!

English...yes