to think what the fuck??

[EnglishFern]

Who buys this shit?

Seriously it couldn't be more awful if it tried....

Who needs an ornamental wishing well with working winch? Or a hands free clip to hold your towel up after a shower?

AIBU to think this is hideous?

[jobchanger4]

Wall mounted sanitaryware holder anyone?

[Sparklingbrook]

www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/pet-potty/pz725/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=3470#colour:,size:

Let your pet toilet in the house. Great!

[liberatedwine]

Crying with laughter. I've found my people

[Coldtoeswarmheart]

I want a Kurt Cobain lap tray now.

[Sparklingbrook]

Oh no job, I quite like that tampon dispenser.

[Lynnm63]

They've got a Kurt Cobain lap tray. I just can't help sniggering at the thought of his face on a tray with a flowery teacup and a plate of digestives on it. I guess he's spinning in his grave.

[FrogletinaBallerina]

I remember seeing years ago in one of these catalogues a lace modesty panel which was called a 'lace dickie'.

[jobchanger4]

I've always wanted a pair of these

[CaptainSprinkles]

Oh my Christ Sparkling!

Imagine trying to clean that 'grass'

[Jessbow]

How thrilled would I be with personalised Christmas pudding.

Inference??

www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/christmas-pudding-personalised/fp642/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=3146#colour:,size:

[EnglishFern]

I cannot imagine why you would want to mount your tampons on the wall

Although I think there are a few MNers who might want that for the guest bathroom?

[jobchanger4]

I have no idea why this wig is in the clearance sale
Bargain at less than a tenner!

[EnglishFern]

Pet potty

[jobchanger4]

Actually this is much better

[EnglishFern]

That wig! It looks like something crawled onto your head and died....

[Copywr1ter]

CaptainSprinkles - writing for these catalogues is my job. Not HOB but a v similar company - I LOVE it!!!!

[KERALA1]

Several friends work there. They are very trendy up together women my age (early 40s). I had not truly appreciated what their products were

[EnglishFern]

Oh god.... How is that natural? Oh that's...... awful.....

[notquitehuman]

I love these catalogues. I don't think even the oldest of old people that I know would buy this shit.

Tampon dispenser anyone? Cos leaving the box around would be so common.

They got Kate Middleton to model for them!

[MothertotheLordsofmisrule]

One way to lose that annoying friend

www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/friendship-blanket-personalised/pw210/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=4044#colour:,size:

[jobchanger4]

Pissing myself at the reviews of that wig such as 'very plastic and not a good buy' and 'felt like astro turf'
I may need to buy some of their continence pants now.

[AllThePrettySeahorses]

I really, really like the nighties linked to on post 2 . I don't think I'd pay £15 each but they look nice for the winter.

[MrsNutella]

The wigs reminded me of something we use to have in our dressing up box as kids. They were so awful they were hilarious.

[Zarah123]

jobchanger4

From the description for the tampon holder: One wonders how hygienic it can be at the bottom of the drawer

Does one wonder about the hygiene of invidually wrapped brand new sanitary ware stored in a drawer?

[coffeeisnectar]

My life is not complete until I get myself a tortoise sundial

www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/tortoise-sundial/tn852/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=4684#colour:,size: