to think what the fuck??

[EnglishFern]

Who buys this shit?

Seriously it couldn't be more awful if it tried....

Who needs an ornamental wishing well with working winch? Or a hands free clip to hold your towel up after a shower?

AIBU to think this is hideous?

Wall mounted sanitaryware holder anyone?

www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/pet-potty/pz725/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=3470#colour:,size:

Let your pet toilet in the house. Great!

Crying with laughter. I've found my people

I want a Kurt Cobain lap tray now.

Oh no job, I quite like that tampon dispenser.

They've got a Kurt Cobain lap tray. I just can't help sniggering at the thought of his face on a tray with a flowery teacup and a plate of digestives on it. I guess he's spinning in his grave.

I remember seeing years ago in one of these catalogues a lace modesty panel which was called a 'lace dickie'.

I've always wanted a pair of these

Oh my Christ Sparkling!

Imagine trying to clean that 'grass'

How thrilled would I be with personalised Christmas pudding.

Inference??

www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/christmas-pudding-personalised/fp642/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=3146#colour:,size:

I cannot imagine why you would want to mount your tampons on the wall

Although I think there are a few MNers who might want that for the guest bathroom?

I have no idea why this wig is in the clearance sale
Bargain at less than a tenner!

Pet potty

Actually this is much better

That wig! It looks like something crawled onto your head and died....

CaptainSprinkles - writing for these catalogues is my job. Not HOB but a v similar company - I LOVE it!!!!

Several friends work there. They are very trendy up together women my age (early 40s). I had not truly appreciated what their products were

Oh god.... How is that natural? Oh that's...... awful.....

I love these catalogues. I don't think even the oldest of old people that I know would buy this shit.

Tampon dispenser anyone? Cos leaving the box around would be so common.

They got Kate Middleton to model for them!

One way to lose that annoying friend

www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/friendship-blanket-personalised/pw210/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=4044#colour:,size:

Pissing myself at the reviews of that wig such as 'very plastic and not a good buy' and 'felt like astro turf'
I may need to buy some of their continence pants now.

I really, really like the nighties linked to on post 2 . I don't think I'd pay £15 each but they look nice for the winter.

The wigs reminded me of something we use to have in our dressing up box as kids. They were so awful they were hilarious.

jobchanger4

From the description for the tampon holder: One wonders how hygienic it can be at the bottom of the drawer

Does one wonder about the hygiene of invidually wrapped brand new sanitary ware stored in a drawer?

My life is not complete until I get myself a tortoise sundial

www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/tortoise-sundial/tn852/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=4684#colour:,size: