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to think what the fuck??

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EnglishFern · 03/04/2016 18:03

Who buys this shit?

Seriously it couldn't be more awful if it tried....

Who needs an ornamental wishing well with working winch? Or a hands free clip to hold your towel up after a shower?

AIBU to think this is hideous?

to think what the fuck??
to think what the fuck??
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EnglishFern · 03/04/2016 20:55

No one should ever say gusset

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CaptainSprinkles · 03/04/2016 20:59

Judge this! A review for the pantee corselet: "bought for my mother and she is very happy with the item and looks fashionable" Shock

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EnglishFern · 03/04/2016 21:01

Has she not understood it's underwear?

Maybe she's fashion forward

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CaptainSprinkles · 03/04/2016 21:07
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StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes · 03/04/2016 21:14

How on earth is that tampon dispenser 'discreet' ? a fuck off metal box on your bathroom wall Confused

MothertotheLordsofmisrule · 03/04/2016 21:22

www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/berlei-longline-non-wired-white-bra/qx944/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=4715#colour:White,size:

I think the model had enough by this point.

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EnglishFern · 03/04/2016 21:25

Just in case the HoB wigs look too natural, this bright blue wig liner with handy bright blue ear flaps will ensure that your wig is as obvious as your wall mounted tampon holder.

As they used to say on the Bud advert, it couldn't be more obvious if it had a chinstrap.....

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EnglishFern · 03/04/2016 21:28

Or your wall mounted panty liners?

It screams to all your loo guests "HELLOOOOO!!! I'm LEAKY!!!!!"

Nice.

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MothertotheLordsofmisrule · 03/04/2016 21:33

According to the 'People who bought this item also purchased these' for the Lace Dickeys- people accessorise them with the floral kaftan and shopping trolley.

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EnglishFern · 03/04/2016 21:36

That comes as no surprise to me Mother

I mean, why wouldn't you?

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womdering · 03/04/2016 21:40

Bahahaha I used to love reading through these and the invention magazines at my MIL's. Hilarious - and scarily tempting at times!

jobchanger4 · 03/04/2016 21:43

(pops wig liner in basket)

WonderingAspie · 03/04/2016 21:52

We had that dog on the armchair thing that hold remote controls. Blush It was a present from my nan who isn't the best at choosing presents.

notquitegrownup2 · 03/04/2016 22:20

Oh this thread has made my day. Grin

I'm wheezing with laughter at the look on that model's face . . .

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EnglishFern · 03/04/2016 22:37

GrinGrin

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HaggisMuncher · 03/04/2016 22:43

Not just products for the older ladies:www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/pelvic-floor-exerciser/pw089/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=4690#colour:,size:
Not sure the first reviewer has quite got the hang of this reviewing malarkey.... or indeed how this exercises the fufu...

IslaMann · 03/04/2016 22:48

Can you imagine getting the job as a model for them? What an ego boost....

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EnglishFern · 03/04/2016 22:48

Oh poor Susie's in for a shock when her BMI doesn't go down....

Yes it's an interesting way to review isn't it? "I haven't tried it yet but I'm sure it will be great. Five stars."

Bless her.

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donajimena · 03/04/2016 22:50

Oh I needed this thread. Grin I could do with a good laugh after a 12 hour pukeathon (children not me)

MattDillonsPants · 03/04/2016 22:55

A lot of this stuff looks like what an average department store sells in Australia. Hmm

DaveGrohlyousexyman · 03/04/2016 23:04

I have almost wet myself laughing at this thread. Funniest thing that I've read in ages Smile.

EveryoneElsie · 03/04/2016 23:12

Oh fuck I think I'm their target age group...kill me...

Chippednailvarnish · 03/04/2016 23:57

I'm taking notes for Mil's birthday gift...

munkisocks · 03/04/2016 23:58

Is it bad I'm tempted by some of the shite they're selling?

Lol!! Looks kids, let's all shit on santa!
www.houseofbath.co.uk/shop/santa-seat-cover-and-pedestal-mat/fp679/product/details/show.action?pdBoUid=3148#colour:,size:

Chippednailvarnish · 04/04/2016 00:03

Well I was considering shitting on Santa but the reviews put me off...

Disappointing after initial fun.
This was purchased as a fun item to amuse the kids at Christmas. When washed as per instructions the seat cover has turned pink and the pedestal has produced so much red fluff that it's clogged the filter up on my machine.