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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Fruit and meat is WRONG.

137 replies

TattyDevine · 22/03/2016 19:01

Wrong, wrong wrong.

Lamb and watermelon salad - wrong.
Chicken and mango - very very wrong indeed.
Sultanas in a curry...really, must you?
Pork belly with rhubarb and cucumber - just why would you?

Ham and pineapple pizza - fine, okay then, if you must. Pineapple on a gammon steak - why would you if you could have a dippy egg? But once again, if you absolutely must.

AIBU?

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MERLYPUSSEDOFF · 23/03/2016 13:16

Meat and jam is vile (turkey and cranberry, pork and apple sauce).

All lamb is rank so with the addition of any fruit, even worse.

coconut is ok with curry but only as coconut oil or in a sambal.

(don't get me started on chocolate and fruit - bleugh)

SimpleSimonThePieMan · 23/03/2016 13:32

You lost me at 'dippy egg' Are you a 3 year old?

TheCrumpettyTree · 23/03/2016 13:50

I hate hate hate fruit and main meal food together. Coconut is vile stuff too.

Sweet things are for puddings only.

Why you'd ruin pizza with pineapple or curry with raisins or pork with apple I have no idea. Cheese with fruit in? No thanks.

Wrong.

Theambler · 23/03/2016 14:16

Surely good old fashioned pork and apple sauce is ok?
And if we're going to be picky about the fruit / veg status of tomatoes, what about bacon and tomatoes?

TheCrumpettyTree · 23/03/2016 14:19

YABU but my favourite dish of all time is bananas wrapped in ham and baked in a cheese sauce so perhaps I'm biased. Ultimate comfort food - lovely hot gooey banana cheese ham goodness!

This actually makes me feel a bit sick.

WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeG0es · 23/03/2016 15:51

Pork and apple is all sorts of wrong. Mustard's what you need with it.

Katedotness1963 · 23/03/2016 16:03

Hate pineapple on pizza! I thought it must be the worst pizza topping ever till we went to a pizza place that had banana in the list of toppings. Banana?!?!

TheCrumpettyTree · 23/03/2016 16:45

Apple in salad.
Orange in soup.
Sweet potato
Cranberry sauce which is essentially just jam with meat.
Apricots with lamb
Honey glaze or any kind of sweet sauce.

All kinds of wrong. I hate a main meal to be sweet.

sashh · 23/03/2016 17:05

Pork with apple sauce?

Turkey with cranberry?

Anything with strawberries - evil

WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeG0es · 23/03/2016 17:33

Eww, yes, honey glazed veg are all sorts of wrong too.

TattyDevine · 23/03/2016 17:53

I can do veg glazed wth honey - but it wants some stock, or salt, or salt and pepper and herbs to balance that shiz out! Grin

It's still not fruit though.

I get that die-hards don't even want sweet veg - my dad is one of these, no sweet potato, butternut, cooked carrots etc

Must be a gene? Diluted in my case? Grin

BTW the Chicken and Mango reference came from an incident which occurred when I was a teen (henceforth known as the Chicken and Mango incident) when we went to a family friend for dinner and she had a chicken and mango "ready meal" (they didn't really exist those days in the country I came from, it was more like a takeaway plastic rectangle thing you get from a deli) which she heated in a microwave and flobbed out onto a plate.

She served it with "scalloped" potatoes, the one where you peel it, slice it but not completely, and put butter and cream on top and bake it in the oven. Well, she was on Weight Watchers so she just lobbed the peeled sliced potato in the microwave and drizzled some skimmed milk over it.

My Dad's face was like a disappointed dog but he managed to hide it before she clocked it Grin

Then she asked him if he wanted some fat free yogurt to go with it

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WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeG0es · 23/03/2016 18:03

I'm not keen on sweet veg either, parsnips, sweet potatoes etc. I'll eat them but would not choose them over say brocolli or sprouts.

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