Devastated, Humiliated, Horrified, Shocked

[PaulAnkaTheDog]

AIBU to be sick to shit of all the bizarre hyperbole on here recently?

I'm in floods of tears reading this.

Lweji that really hurt. I'm shocked and saddened you would say that.

Love it Worra

I am also shocked and upset

Police. Or A and E. Or both. Now.

Good idea diplodocus! 101 will definitely log it if you call.

Well I agree with Lweji

I think the OP is probably a narcissist.

Or > an actual man

I no longer feel safe and secure, posting in this private space for women.

alltouchedout isn't that kind of the point - there are so many wonderful words and expressions to describe different gradations and subtleties of emotion; its so limited to automatically default to the furthest extreme of hyperbole... unless there is a significant minority of the population who are really only capable of swinging between the most extreme emotions without feeling all the multitude of things that lie in between blissful and distraught...

A narcissist, you say? I'm a highly successful elite party planner!

And a model/actor.

I am shocked at the vitriol being spewed at me by you Worra. Vipers.

You lot are vile and no wonder mn has a bad reputation. This is meant to be a supportive site for mummy's. What happened to sisterhood?

You've disagreed with me Paul so I'll have to assume you're a MRA and you've been sent here from Pie and Bovril.

Go back to FFJ and prance around in your Batman cape.

Oh and your NN starts with Paul so you have to be a penis owner.

I totally agree OP. But those shocking titles draw people like moths to a flame. Including me. Usually.

What happened to sisterhood?

I blame the trans movement.
And muslims
And eastern europeans
And illegal immigrants
And koalas
And Trump

What ever happened to gobsmacked? I am bereft that it has fallen out of use .

Are you all on glue?

....are you watching me Tempus...?

Yes, you're also eating a

Witch! Buuuuuurn her!

worra you do realise now you'll be the subject of a DM sadface article with behaviour like that don't you?

"Oh and your NN starts with Paul so you have to be a penis owner."

Bepenised. Just throwing that out there

The DM is by far and away the most popular newspaper on Mumsnet.

I'll have make a list of people to thank

OUTRAGEOUS look CAPS . How very dare you Worra Calling 101 as I type.

I did not expect to open this thread, only to find you throwing a penis at me Beyond

If I did, I would have got here sooner.

Well, I , for one am literally shaking and crying reading this. I may, no, let me rephrase that, WILL need counselling and a spa day to get over this.