Devastated, Humiliated, Horrified, Shocked

[PaulAnkaTheDog]

AIBU to be sick to shit of all the bizarre hyperbole on here recently?

To quote Hobbes: always save hyperbole for when you really need it.

I'm with you OP. My piss is literally boiling.

It's lucky you didn't say you would of got here sooner worra as such a grammatical error would have rendered the whole of your post unintelligible.

I wud av sed dat but i aint fick Tempus

"The DM is by far and away the most popular newspaper on Mumsnet."

Where else would we check what the Cambridges are up to, FGS?

Tbh i dont know how i even managed to read the op, there are no paragraphs what with it being one sentence and all

Beyond 😂😂😂

all this pearl clutching

I think this thread has gone rather well.

Typical AIBU really. Millions of people disagree with you. But carry on reading what you want OP.

This is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen on MN. I just weed myself a little bit at this thread. And spat tea all over my keyboard. Though a little bit of sick just came into my mouth at the same time.

Astonishing

I'm positively frantic trying to keep up with it all.

YABU

Firstly I had to google hyperbole I like common words

Secondly recently......hardly a new thing, is it?

I am literally shaking with rage here that other people have already said "literally shaking" by the time I found this abomination of a thread!!!!!! And I don't have a hot beverage to spit at the keyboard so have had to flick soup instead. Bastards! I'm off to find the fisting thread. [flounces]

I'm a bit miffed. Does that count?
No (and that is a complete sentence)

I think some of you would be much happier if you went over to NetMums

I think some of you would be much happier if you went over to NetMums
You feckin wot mayte?!

Argh, I opened the thread thinking it was going to be a juicy one. I am actually incandescent with rage that it isn't, pfffft.

This thread is so funny I have snorted loudly and awoken all the dogs in the south east of England. My DH is looking at me like this because I've literally pissed myself and have tears of mirth pouring onto the keyboard
Nominate for classics.
It's nearly as hilarious as penis beaker.

Well all I can say is I feel sorry for your kids.

Literally.

You should be utterly ashamed of yourself, OP. I don't know how you sleep at night I am going to treat this thread with the distain it deserves.