to think these twins' names are ludicrous?

[lulucappuccino]

Toddlers - Dick and Fanny.
Not short for anything, apparently. British family.
Lordy.

In the village where I grew up, the greengrocer was called Mr Bacon and the butcher was called Mr Onions. I always thought they should swap shops.

said this before on here but my physics teacher was Mr Newton .

hawkeye sorry for late reply but no, West coast. Also heard of a Broxi ( named after mascot for Rangers football team) wtf??

LOL at Fanny Gravey

My friends twins are Leon and Noel. I thought this was genius for twin boys. Love both names and perfect for twins. Their parents are 2 of the nicest people I know ( just incase I have outed myself!)

I read about twins called Ronnie and Reggie in Take a Break
so that's real

I once worked with a guy called Dick Hunter 😊

calamity, twin boys 'Leon and Noel'
I don't get it! Do you mean 'Liam and Noel' or am I being really thick here?

Leon is Noel backwards.

Doh of course!!!!
Thanks Vim

In the 1970s my dad taught a Mark Sparks and an Aston Martin in the same class!

osmiornica Yermaw Zahoor = Your ma is a whore

My surgeon is called Mr Cutts. It pleases me.

Translated as - you mother is a prostitute

It's so phonetically perfect that I did have my doubts.

My twins have really boring names. I feel like I've missed an opportunity here.

Twowrongs I know of a boy named Aston Martin!

Also know of twin girls named Rose-Loveday and Valentine-Dae. Can you guess their birthday???

A friend of mine has several middle names, including Rose Baby One. Her younger brother has Rose Baby Two. Their first names are slightly hippyish, but perfectly normal!

Icanseeformiles you are forgiven for your tardiness. However I fail to see what is wrong with Broxi, y'know with mine being called Coisty and Laudrup!! (Can you tell what colour I am!)

hawkeye I am of the Hoopy persuasion

Icanseeformiles - ha ha I'll see you on a Sunday soon!!! No greetin' on here now when it goes pear shaped

I won't lie hawkeye I'm not overly confident!!
The sooner you get back up, the better it will be for everyone ...although I never thought I'd see the day I'd be checking the sheep's score like last weekend!

There was someone here who wanted to call their twins Kensington and Chelsea