FB shite thread

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Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

Someone flogging the free shit out of bounty packs...

Only £25!!!!

Plenty of hideous craft but that £20 chair is a Lloyd Loom one I think and thus getting on for bona fide antique status. I can't see what's wrong with offering an old duvet for free either. Plenty of uses for it (line a pet bed, insulate a shed or greenhouse..) and they aren't lying about its condition.

CityFox £25 for the droopy booby lady AND the chair AND the coffee mug? Bargain!

Omg city that statue is of me!

I've spent so long reading this thread that I completely forgot to get dinner on. Anyone know of anyone who will deliver a mouth-watering Sunday roast?

Anyone want to swap for this?

Is that one of those grotesque reborn baby dolls?!

But in the description she's asking for free stuff for her daughter's house? What has the creepy looking baby got to do with it?

That's not the daughter is it??

Oh I've just realised its a swap

Well that makes perfect sense in crazy land

Wtf is a rain stick?!?

I have no idea what this seller is trying to say! Any translators around?!?

£150? Typo surely?

The sofa seller paid £700 for those sofas but doesn't like the material and is going back to a leather sofa. They want £350 or nearest offer for them. They've posted the photo from the company they've bought it from but will post their own photos later.

Rain sticks are hollow sticks with rice or similar things inside, they make rain type noises when you tilt them. Quite relaxing!

I have no idea what this seller is trying to say! Any translators around?!?

£350 or nearest offer. My sofa is only 4 months old but I have decided I prefer leather upholstery. Happy Homes sell this for £700. The photograph isn't actually of the sofa I'm selling because mine is covered in cat hair and spilt beer

That £150 has to be a typo! It's a duvet cover FFS and not a very nice one. I hope she meant £1.50 (though I suspect she wants £15).

The Facebook selling pages don't allow for typos so the 150 will be 1.50. Happens round here all the time

Don't allow for the dots to separate pounds and pence. Not don't allow for typos. Sorry, talking nonsense.

Thanks for clearing that up Glogirl I was expecting to read the duvet had been made with unicorn eyelashes.

£4 for a bag of mini shit

Drop of Charlemagne anyone? Only £20.

Shirking they missed a trick there by not buying mumm champagne

Wait WTAF is charlamene

Not entirely sure but a quick Google said 1.5l bottle costs €8.5 so it must be quality stuff.