FB shite thread

[NeedACleverNN]

Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

I have to thank you all for this thread - it just keeps giving and every time you think you've seen the worst that humanity has to offer up comes another even worserer thing! Please - never stop doing this!

I joined craft craft and more craft a couple of months ago after the first thread we had on here. Since then I've never seen any rubbish (maybe I have a discerning newsfeed) but some truly amazing stuff. There are talented crafters on there. I have bought earrings, cake toppers and am waiting on a special 21st gift. I love looking at their makes. Having said that, I might trawl the page now looking for some horrors...

That grandma kit takes the entire fucking biscuit tin. Oy gevalt.

You must look like a suspicious MNer LEM

£50!?! Is that what they pay you to take the sofa away Wooden?

Chocolate teapot comes to mind.

chipped I don't think I'd even take it away for £50

Yes it does lockheart! There is loads of crud like that on eBay it's a disgrace!!!

This popped up on mine today.

^^all yours for £15!

Is that a baby bottle? Imagine the carnage in the steriliser!

Fanny - you have won the thread!

Bottle, dummy, comb- ornamental use only. Who the fuck wants to look at that?

But..but.. the dummy's covered in glitter! What is the point? Everything's unusable

Clearly no one loved me enough to buy me an ornamental glitter dummy when my baby was born.

I wasn't going to have a baby shower but I am now, and I'm demanding that hamper. Do you think they'd cover the elephant and basket in glitter too?

Gunting those knitted sandals

My friend very kindly keeps adding me to these selling groups....her house is absolutely full of this kind of shite, some she has actually made herself including all her shabby shit furniture.....and she has those awful inspirational quotes all over the walls!
I haven't left this group because the stuff is so shocking, and no one buys it, the seller raffles it off at 20 x £2 a ticket....when the original price was £7.50...and all her mugs friends fall for it

The robin one is my favourite, it looks like she gathered up the dregs of her kid's Christmas craft box and stuck it all on!!

Eugh those knitted shoes....one of my friends actually posted a photo of a pair and asked if anyone could make them as she loves them. They would be more like pram shoes though as she has a non walker and it's important that a girl looks all girly with pretty shoes now

I admire the skill in the knitted shoes because I wish I could knit but it's beyond me. They're just so pointless though, they're not supportive enough to walk in and isn't the point of pram shoes to keep baby feet warm? Such a waste of knitting!

I thought knitted shoes were basically just socks until I saw those pictures.

why do many of these "need gone"

£15? Mixed media painting with added glitter...

Haha they're a waste of crochet then!

Someone flogging the free shit out of bounty packs...