FB shite thread

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Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

I bought my friend a Cliff Richard phone sock from eBay (this will totally out me if she is on here). It had Cliff emerging from the sea, a la Daniel Craig.

Doesn't it just! Trying not to keep looking at the carpet - feel a migraine coming on :)

I have enjoyed this so much I had to join the FB group

I came on to post the marmite buttplug thing. In the comments someone said it looks like one

I'll just leave these here...

Wtf is the thing with an eye?

That eye thing and the doll are horror film props surely?!

Hooray for carrying on the thread - good work people

Do we need a new one when it gets to 1000?

just isn't the thing with the eye the magic book from Hocus Pocus?

Is it a doll or a bunny? No, it's a bunny doll!

Oh yes it might be, scary!

Unicorn farting a rainbow anyone?

Argh that bunny doll will give me nightmares!

That chair! You can just smell the fustiness

That bunny doll thing will be in my head all night - I'll probably wake up in the night convinced it is in my room watching me...

The font on this makes the 'a' look like a 'G'. I wondered if 'G woman' was a new thing, like Glam-ma appears to be.

This one is called 'dragon on a tree'

Can you help me not have all the shite from that group in my newsfeed?

Dragon on a tree! Looks like the fimo creations I made when I was younger, maybe I should look them out and get them on there

Justtheone if you click on a post (should be a drop down list on the right hand side) you can tick unfollow. Shouldn't show in your news feed then.

Thanks shirking I mean I like the shite I really do but there's just so much of it!

The dragon on a tree very much reminds me of an old Japanese painting stumbled across in GCSE Art. I chose Japanese culture as my exam project and our annoying lovely sub art teacher shown me and my friends a painting called 'Bird on a branch',which after much laughter was renamed 'turd on a branch'. It really was just a odd dark splodge Grunts 'turd' has an eye though...

As for the marmite egg,please don't tell me some weirdo thought it would be a good Easter gift for marmite lovers? Put the Faberge away, there's a new type of egg in town...

Dear oh dear...

I may just be clueless about fashion but exciting shoes that won't match anything in your wardrobe anyone? A steal at £40

Amazing what you can do with vinyl.

Indeed it is missus, but what is it?

oooh errrr missus

Corlette is it a vape ?

I've no idea gunting
Perhaps it's a more feminine version of your Marmite sex toy.

Oh no is this thread done now it's reached 1k?