FB shite thread

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Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

...because nothing shows your love like a BJ trophy

WORST. THING. EVER.

On my local fb selling page yesterday someone was trying to flog a filthy used hallway carpet....it was only fit for the skip...some people have no shame x

I've become strangely obsessed with a seller on our pages who obviously has an indoor rabbit and everything is photographed on her carpet surrounded with rabbit poo. The slippers (worn but with more to give) were particularly enchanting as they were nibbled and had poo in them.

i nearly started a thread the other day, thanks OP - i love these

I give you this - no it isn't my DD's offering for the school cake sale, this is a candle!

Here is the description and a further pic in all its glory!

"Here we have a Strawberry Shortcake candle with Buttercream whipped icing topped with a cherry and a strawberry. This candle stays true to the homemade cake you love.

This candle is the aroma of buttery vanilla cake with notes of freshly sliced strawberries, with base notes of rich vanilla cream. The buttercream frosting has the
aroma of buttery, buttercream frosting with hints of vanilla.

This candle can be purchased for $13.00 plus shipping using your PayPal account.

All of your candles will produce little to no black soot compared to your store candles.

Be sure to let your friends and family know about us. Click the like button at the top of the page to stay up to date about new items, new scents and where I will be at upcoming craft shows."

Only £13 dollars? oh if only she was in the uk....

Ah I love these threads. Love looking at glittery shit

I thought that was pasta at first Lem

And I like that egg separator. Made me laugh

Oh my god. That blow job trophy !!! I just have no words

This is only £7.50....I don't know what it is!

Am actually devastated that the Blowjob Trophy has disappeared. I would love that from my hubby for Valentines, nothing says true romance like competitive oral sex.

Is it an earring? Can be worn alone or as a pair

Nipple tassel?

A dummy clip, had to be

CHESTER DRAWERS I'm fucking dying!

LEM that looks like a cake made of mashed potato

This is only £7.50....I don't know what it is!

That made me laugh so much I choked!

This makes my eyes hurt.

My best one this week is someone selling all the free samples from the bounty/ Emma's diary bags you get.

Mini bottles of baby oil for £2
Top to toe wash.

40 individually wrapped Pampers

People selling job lots of nappies for more than what you pay for them in the supermarket.

Tempting to comment.

Can't wait to meet her!!

Frankie The seller admits they have done that as a marketing ploy to get people to share the photo

I give you this ear feather thing. A steal at just £21.

Fell £21

It looks hideously uncomfortable, and well, just plain hideous - its like 1982 called and wants it tat back!