FB shite thread

[NeedACleverNN]

Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

Needs a matching hat saying 'Smell my head'.

I saw a baby grow the other day on Fb with "it's a possibility I have shat myself".

Lovely.

Esmeismyhero do they come in adult sizes?

I'm expecting my gas bill next week

worra can you imagine!

I did do a snort and thought about screen printing it but moved on lol

Staeted a thread with this beauty earlier but it flopped so I will post here as well! I thought it was VERY MN...

Christ that sign is lovely...

I have seen some good Valentine ones, will search tomorrow when I'm not busy trying to persuade a grumpy toddler to go back to sleep

Maid

I want a hat with "Smell my head" on it never mind the baby!!

A special Valentine's treat!

Won't be a precious little bottom when theres a poonami making its escape :)

Hooray! I can share this little treasure... Just £5! Bargain

Ooh that seat turns my stomach. What are those stains???

I know Who it's fucking rank isn't it

My local selling pages are inundated with glittery shit (yankee candle dipped in glitter anyone?) and flooded with pyramid selling schemes. Someone commented the other day that there is nothing for sale anymore, just loads of adverts and got shot down with "your just jealous that we can work from home living the dream" ridiculous

I love these threads

That chair!!

I'm off to look for some gems now. I love these threads.

How do you drink from this?

Tip it from the glass and hope it gets in your mouth?

That glass

Oh good I was looking for a new chair with a bit of character the foreign patches look like an added bonus!

Why are those vile button people pictures like on jinxdragon's post everywhere now? Someone on my local page was trying to sell one for £17 the other day. £17 for some button and felt glued into a pound shop photo frame. Ideal for valentines day apparently .

Because nothing says I love you like poor grammar and insults.

Chester drawers anyone?

How romantic...

Babygro - awful

Chair - WT absolute F!!

Chester Drawers - bah hah hah (Suspect it's a friend of mine, bless her she still actually believes that what a set of drawers is called)

Glass and valentines necklace etc - who buys this shit?!