FB shite thread

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Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

That clock!

These may as well say "bridezilla" on them. Fucking awful things.

Hubby in training?!

Where's the vomit emote?

Mock all you want but this shit really sells. I have a friend who used to make similar items and she was raking in around 10-15k a year from it.

I give you a candle that smells like your grandpa's pipe

Ah well, if dear old grandpa has passed on, at least you can stink your house out like an old pipe. Excellent.

These are brilliant. I particularly like the ear feather thing. What on earth is the point!? Is it the new earring fashion? Am I old now and don't appreciate fashion?

I'm selling (normal, clean) things at the moment. I can't get anyone to pay decent money for some Happyland in bloody perfect condition! Plus other things which are as new. How does anyone waste their money on this old shit when they won't buy quality second hand items.

I once found an advert on Gumtree for a Chimera. Judging by the accompanying photo they were selling a Chiminea, not a mythological creature!

How about a nice shabby shit jewellery box

Delightful crap £15

Next they'll be ashtray fragrance candles as an aid to stopping smoking.

I can't believe the cheek of the prices people charge!!!

£15 for two cans of crap lager, a poundland body spray and a biscuit? Wtaf?!

£15 for the blubber
£30 for the brushes

£30 for what my fingers can do for nowt???

Yes but have your fingers been washed today?

Those brushes! They look like scrubbers more than brushes

These are brilliant!!

Disney character night light. Priced from £15/..

Oh my God only £150 for something butchered from something to shit on, custom made to be a fucking awful TV stand. If you wanted your telly an inch away from the floor you may as well just leave it on the floor and throw a towel over it when you're done.

I love this shit...why is the sister from frozen in a glass jar

I am off to look for stuff....

Glo what.the.fuck is that tv stand?

Glitter cheap vodka?

I struggle to doodle hearts too....

That's shit. Just shit.

Not 'made' per se, but she's charging a tenner for it