FB shite thread

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Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

Totally place marking and off to look on the selling pages!

Not much going on on my
Local pages but found this cheesy piece and it can be yours, for your loved one this Valentine's Day, for only £35!!

I don't even know what this is

Comfort

Unimaginative is it one of those things you put in a pram to sit on? It's vile

You put a baby on it?? Whhhhhhyyyy???

Yes that's a pram liner.....it's awful

Placemarking - you norties!!

Seems I have offended her by asking where the cushions are. I thought they might have been in the wash..

Drew, that looks like a non decorative clothes hamper not a decorative chair. At least she didn't call it stylish.

That pram liner has it got stuck on diamantés all over it? Could you imagine how uncomfortable that would be to sit on?

Uummmmm so many things wrong in so many ways...

drewswife is that a whoopee cushion on the chair? And other than that just simply wtf?

comfort ..... how offensive.... Who in their right mind would walk around declaring a 'cure' for a condition that has no feckin cure and just needs acceptance and understanding... She can fuck clean off with her 'cure' and shove it up her arse

Oh and while I'm on a rant glogirl that commode thingy! What is it with people declaring that their offerings to the world of tat are bespoke? Do they not fail to see the irony of the fact that they are trying to flog said bespoke tat on Facebook categorically disqualifies it from being bespoke. If someone requested it and it was built to their specifications furrymuff, but if you've just had a notion and been inspired by a shitting chair its your own brain fart and no one else's.

Rant over (for now)

Love these threads btw, just in case that isn't coming across, I actually rather enjoy being outraged

I keep thinking I've seen the worst thing and then I see something new pop up on my local pages. I must live in a truly tacktastic area (I am in Essex to be fair).

I give you his n hers custom made wedding shoes. £80 a pair.

OMG those shoes!!!! aaaahahahahahahahahaha

Yours at the bargain price of £10!!!

Unless you want the bespoke wooden adornments, they're £15!!!!

The scan photo one is not too bad. Just about passable.

The bridesmaid one is horrific. If you are going to glue on letters at least make them level.

From a baby bow page

Shamelessly reading at work with the window minimized to the size of a postage stamp and being blind, i misread 'welly puller' as 'willy puller'. I first thought, hmm that looks like it might pinch but I suppose it's really only a matter of time before someone tries to flog willy pullers on FB.

"I don't even know what this is"

Fucking hideous, that's what it is.

The wedding shoes are brilliant brilliantly shit

£5

i find it gets cold and stings really quickly

£4 secures this monstrosity bobby dazzler. They're selling like hot cakes apparently.

Fb is a goldmine of shite today

£50 each...bargain

I can't stop laughing at that commode/tv stand

love these threads

That plate!!! it looks like a nutritional chart from school!

Those chairs look like they are made from paper mache.