Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?

[MardyBra]

I'm assuming Nigel will just be bruised by barge poles.

[MardyBra]

I think I'd probably do Dave (if forced), marry Cleggy and chuck Ed off the cliff.

[MardyBra]

That's not the question Euphemia. I'd do the same really

[VivaLeBeaver]

Marry Clegg (assuming Id have to shag him repeatedly when married), shag Ed (as it will be a one off), Cameron off a cliff.


That sounds like I want to shag Clegg repeatedly and I dont, but couldn't cope with having to shag Ed repeatedly.

[KingJoffreyFanciesDarylDixon]

Marry Ed.

He clearly earns a fair bit and looks like he'd do as he's told.

Probably be shit in bed though. Cameron has broad shoulders. I reckon he'd be a passable shag. He could do the heavy lifting and I'd sort the technical bits out myself.

TMI?

[OrlaGogg]

Have you seen the pix of the young Nick Clegg as a sixth former at Westminster School? Hmmm?

[OrlaGogg]

Re Ed - think of the spit, though. Yuk.

[MardyBra]

at "He could do the heavy lifting and I'd sort the technical bits out myself."

[AgadorSpartacus]

Sorry I cannot adhere to your rules

Therefore

Shag - Nick
Marry - Nick
Cliff - Dave
Ed
Nick
Cliff

[VivaLeBeaver]

I have a horrible feeling this story will be in the Daily Mail by Tuesday.

[VivaLeBeaver]

I think Shiny Dave might drip or even melt or over you in bed.

[MardyBra]

My Fred, my rules. [grrr]

[VivaLeBeaver]

Dave a very fertile isn't he? Lots of kids and reportedly quite broody. Maybe I could get upduffed and then sting him for loads of child support.

[MardyBra]

Oh shit viva. Didn't think about that.

If you are reading Daily Mail reporters you lazy feckers, this is JUST FOR FUN. Us "ladies" can do serious debate too. Well some of us.

[pigsinmud]

Shag Dave
Marry Nick
Cliff Ed

[EggcidentalAnarchist]

Shag Nick - though I imagine he'd be feeble and apologise a lot
Marry Ed (apparently he's better looking in the flesh!) - that would give me access to his brother
Beat Dave to death using Farage (who also dies in the process)
Fin

[MardyBra]

I suppose I should I offer the choice of Nicola, Natalie or Leanne for those who'd prefer a choice of women.

[ouryve]

Shag Nick, marry Ed, nail Dave to the cliff, cover him in honey and set some ants on him.

[LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726]

Hmm, what a question?!

I would:

Push Nigel off a cliff with a cattle-prod (can I use one of those? It would hurt more, is my thinking)

Shag Ed. Motilium is really great for general nausea and I'd probably only need 5 tablets as opposed to 50 with the other two.

Marry Dave. Reason? He thinks he's so handsome and wonderful that nobody could ever think they married him for any other reason. He'd never suspect that I was infiltrating his government, getting policy advice from MN and then re-writing them ALL and laying them before Parliament, having lobbied the Queen to be a bit more active... I mean, she had Sadam Hussein to tea once so she does take a bit of notice of her politicians, I'm sure it wasn't her choice.

Anyway, once I'd completed all that, I'd find the gorgeous Donald Sutherland and start a torrid and highly publicised affair with him to take Dave down a peg or twenty... and then divorce him or poison him, whichever.

[LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726]

*500!

[PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline]

what Egg said.

[TSSDNCOP]

Push Ed off cliff, be sent to prison and avoid other options.

Knowing my luck though I'd get a judge trying to avoid making the same choice and he'd make me do the marry/shag bit as my punishment.

[FryOneFatManic]

Shag Dave - whatever the politics he looks more likely than the other two.
Marry Nick - he's vaguely passable
Cliff Ed - I absolutely just couldn't dtd with him, he's a real turn off for me.

Nigel - a cattle prod sounds good. Or perhaps you could stand him next to the cliff and blast an air horn in his ear so it startles him into jumping off himself.

[Viviennemary]

Why is Nigel Not an option. I think I'd pass on all of them tbh.