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DH missed his parcel and is blaming me

239 replies

4VeryBlondes · 07/09/2015 21:12

Dh was waiting for a parcel to be delivered and instead of waiting and listening out for it he was having s willy off in the garden with next door. I was in but didn't answer the door as I was in the bath and didn't want to get out. DH is blaming me saying if i heard the door I should have answered it but I think if he was expecting the parcel he should have been in the house listening for the door!! Now he has a face on and is blaming me. AIBU here???

OP posts:
OneDay103 · 07/09/2015 22:28

It doesn't take much to get people excited on here. I'm sure the op intentionally made that willy off 'mistake'. So boring and prefictable.

absolutelyloveit · 07/09/2015 22:28

I hate it when a OP posts for a reaction but can't keep up with the reaction they get so doesn't come back again Hmm

AlisonWunderland · 07/09/2015 22:28

I assume the parcel had to be signed for, and the husband had his writing hand occupied with the willy off

QueenFrusso · 07/09/2015 22:32

OP your dh wasn't on a trampoline waving his will at the neighbours was he?
remember the kids willy waving one the trampoline one redexpat? Grin

GloryHoleInTheTrellis · 07/09/2015 22:33

Ta Da!

MagnumPremiumLemon · 07/09/2015 22:35

whos was the williest willy. Grin

BlackeyedSusan · 07/09/2015 22:35

carefull trellis, you may get a lot more than you bargained for... Grin

LindyHemming · 07/09/2015 22:35

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QueenFrusso · 07/09/2015 22:36

I expect it will be really boring and he was having a silly tiff with next door over the sizes of their willies

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost · 07/09/2015 22:38

Please come back op.
We really want to know what a Willy off is. I mean I tried to guess but still not 100% sure.
I won't sleep tonight until I know Grin

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 07/09/2015 22:43

I don't usually post just to place-mark - but I really need to hear more about the willy-off!

And YWNBU to stay in the bath - why should you leap out to get his parcel, leaving your bath water to go tepid.

Junosmum · 07/09/2015 22:44

I read it to mean that OH was busy shagging the neighbour. I felt the op had bigger issues than a parcel collecting argument!

But back to the op- his parcel, you were in the bath, I assume he knew, he should have been where he could hear the door.

GloryHoleInTheTrellis · 07/09/2015 22:46

Are you in the bloody bath again, OP? I can see why he was pissed off. You do know that you can MN in there?

AlpacaBackPack · 07/09/2015 23:07

Do you live in Wankdorf OP (town near Berne in Switzerland)? That might explain it?

chicaguapa · 07/09/2015 23:08

Thanks OP. Nothing cleanses the soul better than a good laugh and this thread has given me tears. I even love DH a bit more now as he was laughing along with me (because he had to read it himself because I couldn't get the words out to tell him).

I don't even care what a willy off is now. Grin

DirtyDancing · 07/09/2015 23:28

Bahahahaha

Penis beaker is dead to me. It's all about the willy off now.

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost · 07/09/2015 23:33

Indeed, Dancing.

SistersOfPercy · 07/09/2015 23:34

My favourite poem as a child.... Ahem.

My uncle billy had a six foot willy
And he showed it to the lady next door.
She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
And now it's only two foot four.

Grin
Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost · 07/09/2015 23:37

I remember that poem, Percy. Grin

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 07/09/2015 23:41

Percy Grin

GloryHoleInTheTrellis · 07/09/2015 23:43

So glad I don't have an Uncle Billy. Family (garden) parties would be totes awkward.

InimitableJeeves · 07/09/2015 23:49

Willy offs aside, he is being ridiculous to assume that the parcel delivery person would have waited whilst you got out of the bath, got a towel round you and made your dripping way to the door.

Jux · 07/09/2015 23:51

Sisters we used to do french skipping to that song! Grin

SistersOfPercy · 07/09/2015 23:52

It was a glorious poem.
Wonder if op's dh is named William? Confused
He could be in casualty whilst we all sit here laughing.

lurkingabit · 07/09/2015 23:55

Awww!! I've read all 7 pages and I STILL don't know what a willy off is!!!
Some kind of strange tournament maybe. Like jousting. But with willies. An oft forgotten sport of yesteryear.

Please come back op. Tell us. Tell us.