He's wipped his shit on my towels!!!

[WalfordEast]

Friend has decided to come to stay with her boyfriend this weekend.

Said boyfriend had a shower this morning, and obviously decided to wipe his arse on my towels. There is shit on one of them- sorry if TMI, but it's like skids, not chunks so I think it's just arse-drying-and-realising-your-arse-is-still-shitty iykwim.

Regardless, it's fucking disgusting and they were a birthday present- cost a small fortune from the white company.

AIBU to go out tomorrow and buy another and give him the bill???

I haven't confronted- but I made a point of putting the towels in the wash as we sat down for dinner earlier and he didn't even look embarrassed.

Good old MN , always diagnosing a medical problem where people can't help it .

I can't bring myself to buy a non white towel.

I'm more Anthea than I realise.

I diagnosed sexual misadventure. The boyfriend was actually doing the decent thing by using the towel. You can't boil wash curtains.

My too squoosh.

KenDodd, why is it a medical problem?

I fear I'm one step away from folding my towels into swan shapes....

I'd have thrown the towel away tbh, I just couldn't rub it on my face ever again
And maybe put some wet wipes out in the bathroom?
Never had a poo on towel incident, can't believe how common they seem to be < not envy!!

I can do a swan.
And a monkey.
I think I worked on a cruise ship in my previous life.

I'd have thrown the towel away tbh, I just couldn't rub it on my face ever again

I have done that - accidentally

"Have you sniffed it?"

I'm sorry, but if you are so disgusting to not only not know how to wipe your ass properly, but to wipe it and leave skid marks on a towel in somebody else's home then you deserve to be shamed and humiliated so that, hopefully, you will never ever do that again.

I haven't laughed at a thread like this in ages

OP why are you blaming him? It's just as likely to be her.

Throw them away. Disgusting.

jenen you're fancy!

Nah. It's him. It's a man thing.
The men in my house are definitely the shit on the towel offenders.

Maybe it was YOU op! :o

Maybe your guests were thinking "ewww what a minger and that towel is White Company too if I'm not mistaken!"

Wow, fancy! Squoosh.

Best thread ever!!!!

Bless you OP!
YANBU but you will loose a friend if you say something!
Just take some satisfaction from the fact that your friend is dating someone who not only has shit even after a shower but probably uses the same towel on his face next day, that he used for his arse!!!
Tell her not to kiss him too much!

What's wipped? Wiped?

My thread is trending. I feel like some sort of celebrity.

Do you know it was him and not your friend?

Didn't she have a shower?

I love this thread.
The women in my household have been complaining for years about the disgusting shit/sweat/you name IT/disgusting deposits on the towel situation.
And we know it's not US.

It's nice to know that this is a ''thing''.

jenenberry whatttttt!?

Its pretty disgusting but I would wash in a hot wash (twice if you are squeamish) and then use towel again as usual. I wouldn't mention it as it would be bad manners, but next time he stayed he would get the dogs towels to use

I would also feel pity for my friend for having a manky b as a partner.