He's wipped his shit on my towels!!!

[WalfordEast]

Friend has decided to come to stay with her boyfriend this weekend.

Said boyfriend had a shower this morning, and obviously decided to wipe his arse on my towels. There is shit on one of them- sorry if TMI, but it's like skids, not chunks so I think it's just arse-drying-and-realising-your-arse-is-still-shitty iykwim.

Regardless, it's fucking disgusting and they were a birthday present- cost a small fortune from the white company.

AIBU to go out tomorrow and buy another and give him the bill???

I haven't confronted- but I made a point of putting the towels in the wash as we sat down for dinner earlier and he didn't even look embarrassed.

Sorry but this thread has made me cry laughing.

Framing towels.

The man whose arse mysteriously smelt of shit.

"Have you sniffed it?" :o

MN at its best.

Has the friday night bumsex thread now evolved to be just everything bums?

"Have you sniffed it?"

Oh yeah, you have to do the scratch and sniff.

My husband puts shit on the towels.
I think it's grounds for divorce

Well, I do. I have never got poo on someone's towel.

However, it bloody hurts to keep washing your arse in a shower or cleaning after a poo, and if they are swollen and sore and bleeding you might not clean as well as you think because, well.. it hurts to keep checking.

I personally think most people wouldn't do it on purpose, and it was an accident, so I'm not going to go judge them.

I saw a man come out of the swimming pool changing room a few months ago with shitty loo paper hanging out of the back of his speedos. He obviously had no clue, poor soul, and the people around him were basically dumbstruck! Horrible, but sometimes these things happen and people genuinely don't realise.

There's a bumsex thread? Glad I missed that

The towels in my house are full of skid marks.

I never thought I'd have anything in common with Anthea Turner but I agree with her on white towels and white bedding.

This is worrying.

Never mind Monica's towel categories, I think the League of Gentlemen bathroom scene is most relevant here

squoosh

I read the title as..

He whipped his shit...

I have to agree with Violet.

If you stain someone's towels by accident and you're too embarrassed to mention it = slightly bad manners

To mention it to your guest is really, really appalling manners . Possibly the worst manners ever.

Suck it up but not literally

This thread is just one more reason why I'm glad I live alone and rarely have guests. I much prefer to have white towels for company!

Hooting with laughter at this thread!

White towels are a BAD idea.

And Anthea Turner is looking for her TV comeback, according to the Daily Mail sidebar of shame today!

white towels are indeed a boon for the launderer, as a guest I quake about shaving my legs in case of cuts

sandycove I had my suspicions he just wanted his bum poked by Dr Christian.

A bit of shit on a towel isn't that bad.
It's when they get sweat on a towel that makes me wanna barf.

They don't wash properly, then wipe their sweaty pits and arse cracks on my nice clean towels.
The towels end up smelling of hot dogs.

This thread is giving me a good laugh.
I would definitely not say anything, but next time they visit he'd be getting some throw away/old towels.
Way too big a cringe to mention it, he might have a medical condition, I'd give him the benefit of the doubt.

I keep erupting into giggles every time I think 'Bill him'.

Can you imagine?