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He's wipped his shit on my towels!!!

333 replies

WalfordEast · 14/08/2015 20:51

Friend has decided to come to stay with her boyfriend this weekend.

Said boyfriend had a shower this morning, and obviously decided to wipe his arse on my towels. There is shit on one of them- sorry if TMI, but it's like skids, not chunks so I think it's just arse-drying-and-realising-your-arse-is-still-shitty iykwim.

Regardless, it's fucking disgusting and they were a birthday present- cost a small fortune from the white company.

AIBU to go out tomorrow and buy another and give him the bill???

I haven't confronted- but I made a point of putting the towels in the wash as we sat down for dinner earlier and he didn't even look embarrassed.

OP posts:
jenenberry · 14/08/2015 21:51

i KNOW
My lot must be well manky. Blush

achieve6 · 14/08/2015 21:53

I wouldn't charge him but I'd throw the towel away

and tell your friend

like Miranda, I don't understand how anyone gets skid marks! Then again, I probably don't want to....

Original poster
WalfordEast · 14/08/2015 21:55

I put them all on a boil wash.

now dreading changing the bed sheets on the guest bed tomorrow

OP posts:
jenenberry · 14/08/2015 21:55

This is why you should always have light towels.
If you have dark towels - how will you be able to see the skid marks? You could very well wipe your face with a shit stained towel and not know about it.

I'm going to get all light colored towels in future.
It's the way to do.

jenenberry · 14/08/2015 21:56

the way to go.

SurlyCue · 14/08/2015 21:58

You could very well wipe your face with a shit stained towel and not know about it.

Why would you be using a towel someone else used?? why would you be using a used towel at all?

Liquoricetwirl · 14/08/2015 21:59

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dilbert19912 · 14/08/2015 22:00

Bin them. And bill him.
Who isn't washing their arsehole when they shower??

SurlyCue · 14/08/2015 22:01

Mine are all different colours. and washed at 90 after every use anyway

Liquoricetwirl · 14/08/2015 22:02

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BigRedBall · 14/08/2015 22:02

You have to be really dirty to have a shower but still have shit stuck in your crack. I mean, doesn't everyone wash their bum with water in the shower? What's the point of getting wet and washed without washing the dirtiest part of your body? Confused. I blame the parents. I always make my children wash their bum in the shower...this should be a basic thing you teach your kids when they wash themselves.
I bet your friend's bf doesn't clean his ears either. Disgusting.

SurlyCue · 14/08/2015 22:05

But surly if we live with dh/dc there s every chance that the communal innocent looking towel on the bath is riddled with skidders

communal?

dilbert19912 · 14/08/2015 22:05

The non ass cleaning will forever baffle me.
Frank skinner did a joke years ago about drying after a shower and finding skids. I have never looked at him the same. Dirty bumholed bellend.

jenenberry · 14/08/2015 22:05

Poo Crumbs.
Therein lies the problem.

LuluJakey1 · 14/08/2015 22:06

FFS!

He might just have a pile or something and even after a shower have made a streak. I doubt he is filthy and was probably embarrased and didn't know what to say. Or, worst case scenario, he is an adult who has no idea how to behave and thinks shit marks on a towel are perfectly normal and reasonable.

Whichever it is, he is a guest in your house and has not done something completely over the top like shit in a corner of the bedroom on the carpet. If he had, you would be justified in mentioning it. As it is, you should take a very English view of the problem and not mention it.

Extremely hot wash, anti- bacterial stuff in washer, vanish gold, stain remover, rubber gloves, bio- hazard suit, brain bleach, whatever. Do it twice if you like.

Personally, I would find some friends who buy you perfume or chocolate for your birthday instead of towels.

jenenberry · 14/08/2015 22:08

He might just have a pile or something and even after a shower have made a streak.

If that's the case, why not grab some toilet paper and wipe the pile/arse first?
Why use the host's towel?

Very bad manners.

dilbert19912 · 14/08/2015 22:10

I have had piles. I never left shitstains on hosts towels.

jenenberry · 14/08/2015 22:12

You gotta love the title of this thread.
this has to be the ultimate faux pas!

''He's wipe his shit on my towels'' Grin

mileend2bermondsey · 14/08/2015 22:15

I will never understand how people can have a shit wipe their arse, then have a shower, get out and wipe their arse on the towel and still have fucking shit on their arsehole! Seriously wtf?
Also who wipes their arsehole with a towel? Like, deep enough to get skids?
This thread is disgusting (albeit hillarious), but anyone who thinks its normal for their DP/DC to leave skids on a towel unless they have some kind of medical problem, errr no. No it isn't.

LuluJakey1 · 14/08/2015 22:16

Because he didn't know! He had had a shower, thought he was now spotless, sanitised and fragrant but as he dried his crevasses, a tiny bit of shit leaked and streaked on the towel.

Piles are hideous things. I had one with DS and I would wip and wet wipe ad be clean then wipe again after a wee and find there was a tiny bit of shit on the pile. They can affect the tightness and seal of your arse.

Luckily, if you get them while pregnant they usually disappea but some people suffer really badly for years.

I can't imagine he is a man who had a shit and thought 'Oh I know, I won't wipe my self properly, and I will make sure in this shower that I don't wash myself properly so I sill have some shit on me to wipe on OP's White Room towels and embarrass myself.'

I would think it is unfortunate rather than bad manners.

fourtothedozen · 14/08/2015 22:16

I can't believe some people are saying just wash the towel. If only life was that simple.
OP- don't you think he even realised they were White company towels?
Do you know where he works? It may help if you had a discreet word with HR.

LuluJakey1 · 14/08/2015 22:17

White Company not white room!

ChilliAndMint · 14/08/2015 22:19

Oh my, another poo troll. That said I had an an ex who left poo crumbs in the bed and would firtle with his bum whilst asleep.

jenenberry · 14/08/2015 22:20

If I were a guest in someone's house and I had piles, this is what I would do after showering -

After a shower, I would wipe my bum crack with loo roll and then and only then, use the host's towel to finish the job off.

This business of ''I can't help it I have piles'' doesn't wash with me.
It's a poor excuse.

jenenberry · 14/08/2015 22:21

Chilli, what is ''firtle with his bum'' when it's at home?

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