He's wipped his shit on my towels!!!

[WalfordEast]

Friend has decided to come to stay with her boyfriend this weekend.

Said boyfriend had a shower this morning, and obviously decided to wipe his arse on my towels. There is shit on one of them- sorry if TMI, but it's like skids, not chunks so I think it's just arse-drying-and-realising-your-arse-is-still-shitty iykwim.

Regardless, it's fucking disgusting and they were a birthday present- cost a small fortune from the white company.

AIBU to go out tomorrow and buy another and give him the bill???

I haven't confronted- but I made a point of putting the towels in the wash as we sat down for dinner earlier and he didn't even look embarrassed.

Why were you examining the towels OP? Or had he framed the skiddy one?

Also not sure why you're trying to police who I thank, SurlyCue. No thank yous for you.

Italic fail... :(

No thank yous for you.

im cool with that.

Why is there a donkey involved?

Good God, OP, YAB very U. I would never ever mention something like that to a house guest!! Would you want that pointed out to you, if you had accidentally soiled a towel in someone else's house? Imagine the embarrassment. It's incredibly rude to publicly embarrass one's guests like that.

person with anal leakage overcomes their crippling embarrassment and gets a significant other

It can also be hard if you have piles, external ones.

It is quite common to think you are clean and find out you aren't, if you have a bunch of them, especially sore ones.

I wonder why he doesn't give his bum crack a good scrub when he's in the shower.

Ask him this OP over drinks and nibbles.

The old Shit on the Towel scenario.
Don't you just hate that?

Ask him if he's on nodding terms with Farmer Giles.

Or if he's Scottish, the Duke of Argyll

Just put the towel in a hot wash. That and stop being so childish. It's poo, not uranium.

Reminds me of the scene in Trainspotting when the guy shits the bed and goes to put the sheets in the washing machine before anyone sees but the girlfriend's mum goes to grab the sheets and gets shit all over herself and her husband.

I think maybe I watch too much TV!

Hospital towels get shit,blood and a whole world of ick on them. Do you think they throw them away after every patient? No...they boil wash them, which is perfectly acceptable.

Goes to show of course why Anthea Turner was right and you should always have white sheets and towels - so you can see just how dirty you really are!

Christ SurlyCue, I wasn't being serious with that.

Ugh. I can't believe I'm in a debate with people about this shit (literally).

OP you'll no longer be able to call them your White Company towels.

His bum has mocked their name.

If he is still going out with your friend on his next birthday maybe you could get him this towel for his own sake.

at Shatners. A 60° wash will sort your towel out and as you said yourself leave the Primark ones out in future!

Why do we assume it was him, not her?

Maybe his girlfriend put chocolate buttons in his arse crack while he was sleeping to freak him out?

U2, if you have anal leakage / piles / etc etc etc ad infinitum, you take precautions to make sure you don't shit on a stranger's towels. I'm amazed this is such a hard concept to grasp.

I do love a good MN intellectual debate on a Friday night!

This shit is SERIOUS, magpie