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MIL birthday cake - I know I am being childish

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Happy36 · 20/07/2015 17:19

Today is MIL's birthday. We are on holiday with them so all staying in the same house. She spends the entire time in the kitchen watching television. Last night I went into the kitchen and said, I hope you don't mind, I am going to make a cake. It's her birthday today and I bake rarely; my husband who helped me with the cakes vakes even less frequently than I do. So it was pretty obvious we were making her birthday cake.

Then after she had gone to bed, we iced and decorated the cake and put it in the fridge, where everyone could see it.

This morning my husband spoke to his father and said that we would give MIL her gifts and sing Happy Birthday and cut the cake after lunch (when my husband's younger brother usually gets up). So I told the children and they were wonderfully stoical about waiting until 4pm to give their grandmother their cards and gifts, and to try the cake.

Now it's 6.15pm and there's no sign of any present-giving, (slightly irrelevant but I am angry so I'll add that brother-in-law has eaten multiple slices of brioche smothered in Nutella) and the kids know that they mustn't complain as it's not their birthday which is almost heartbreaking to watch. I asked my husband to have another word with his dad but he said it would be rude as it's his mum's day and we will do the singing, etc. when she says she wants to.

Now father in law has just shouted upstairs that we are going out in 20 minutes. I have no idea what is going on and my husband is taking a nap.

I know I am being very childish but I rwally needed to rant. Sorry.

OP posts:
Olddear · 20/07/2015 18:35

'Level of authority?????' IT'S A CAKE!!!! I cannot believe what I'm reading!! Why is everybody sleeping? Why will DH/FIL go mad? Why are the kids walking around with their gifts behind their backs, yet can't hand them over?
No wonder the BIL doesn't want to get out his bed!!!

2rebecca · 20/07/2015 18:35

I wouldn't be going on holiday with MIL again especially on her birthday. If she isn't the sort of person you can say "come on the kids are desperate to wish you happy birthday and see you open your presents and have some cake" to and her respond positively i wouldn't want a holiday with her.
Presents usually get opened as soon as everyone is up if you don't have to go to work/ school. I wouldn't be keen on having cake for breakfast but mid afternoon sounds fine. She doesn't have to have a piece if she doesn't fancy it, just blow the candles out and make a wish.
If I'd made the cake I wouldn't have asked the recipient when they wanted it and would have just brought it out when I thought it was cake time.
It all sounds very strange and a bit dysfunctional.
Why have you gone on holiday with her?

gamerchick · 20/07/2015 18:38

Go and see your mil and tell her the kids want to wish her happy birthday, give her gifts and watch her blow her candles out so get her arse out here now.

Honestly her behaviour is weird man.

EhricLovesTheBhrothers · 20/07/2015 18:39

Your family sound mean :(

Houseworkavoider · 20/07/2015 18:41

Sounds like a right barrel of laughs holidaying with that lot!

snala · 20/07/2015 18:41

shamelessly marking my place on cake gate!

MrsTerryPratchett · 20/07/2015 18:42

OK if the OP has gone out I am going to post as if what I wish had happened, had happened.

Well, I got DH up and told him the kids were antsy, I was annoyed and there was going to be no more of this nonsense. I sent the kids in to wake up BIL, and they dragged him out of bed by his hair. I shouted down, "cake in five minutes". We headed downstairs to find FIL guarding the fridge. I had DC1 run interference while DC2 and I went for the fridge. BIL tried a pincer movement but I pointed my cake fork at him and said, in low measured tones, "don't fuck with me BIL. Never get between a mother and the cake". We whipped the cake out, sang Happy Birthday while MIL looked on in shocked admiration, and had the presents. All is quiet.

What actually happened is they went out and are all being quietly PA with each other.

WallyBantersJunkBox · 20/07/2015 18:44

I would have sent the grandchildren down with their bottom lips hanging out saying "granny...why won't you let us have cake?"

Emotional blackmail is the way ahead.

Now I think you should get completely ratarsed over dinner, order three courses of cake and eat them whilst maintaining total unbreaking eye contact with MIL.

Then I'd go home and place the home made cake on a frisbee. And fling it over the roof.

Laughing manically.

They'll probably do it your way next year.

Preminstreltension · 20/07/2015 18:44

Is it a lemon drizzle?

2rebecca · 20/07/2015 18:45

Do something fun with the kids and ignore MIL until she starts aking for her cake and presents as she's turning it in to a power battle by the sounds of things. I'd be distracting them and getting them to put their gifts away for now. Do something non granny birthday related in a different room.

TheOracleofSelphie · 20/07/2015 18:45

I would pack up your kids and the cake and run away with the circus tbh.

LegoComplex · 20/07/2015 18:46

OP can i be 2nd in the queue to be sent the cake by signed delivery please. Or i'll have half is a better option.

On a side-note so strange to hear how birthday traditions vary!

Hassled · 20/07/2015 18:46

This must be the holiday from hell. I really feel for you. But please tell us that you get that this isn't normal? I just cannot process people going mad because you've whipped out a birthday cake on someone's birthday.

WallyBantersJunkBox · 20/07/2015 18:47

Or quickly sit on the cake and then enjoy the look on their faces when you bring it out with your personalised quedgeprint on it.

MrsTerryPratchett · 20/07/2015 18:47

I changed my mind. Now I want this to happen... Now I think you should get completely ratarsed over dinner, order three courses of cake and eat them whilst maintaining total unbreaking eye contact with MIL.

LegoComplex · 20/07/2015 18:49

Now I think you should get completely ratarsed over dinner, order three courses of cake and eat them whilst maintaining total unbreaking eye contact with MIL.

Then I'd go home and place the home made cake on a frisbee. And fling it over the roof.

Laughing manically.

Grin Grin Grin Grin

Binglesplodge · 20/07/2015 18:49

Please tell me you've all had cake by now: surely if you get to the end of the day and she hasn't deigned to be presented with it then tomorrow it's no longer birthday cake, it's just cake, and you can get stuck in?

Redglitter · 20/07/2015 18:49

I don't get this. The children have their presents for her so give her the blasted things. In any household I know the giver decides when presents are given not the recipient.

Send the children in and plead ignorance. It's getting silly now. Is she going to suddenly announce 'I'd like my presents now'

OP you're an adult here just take charge.

If everyone is asleep - wtf ?? Then they forfeit their opinion at that time

LindyHemming · 20/07/2015 18:50

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janetandroysdaughter · 20/07/2015 18:50

This sort of thread puzzles the lif eout of me. Is there no way you could, you know, communicate with each other. Go into the kitchen and say: would you be free in five minutes for the DC to give you your presents as they are bursting to do it and sing happy birthday and see you blow out the candles?
If she says no, then she's weird, and the DC can just drop her presents in her lap before bedtime and gorge on cake at breakfast.

Totality22 · 20/07/2015 18:54

Bin the damn cake.

Lucked · 20/07/2015 18:56

I am with jane communicate directly with MIL cut out the middleman.

Hypotenuse · 20/07/2015 19:00

Eat the cake! Just eat the damn cake!

They sound like crazy people, I hate it when people tiptoe round the big bird of a matriarch and from experience, the matriarch doesn't like it much either (my MIL told me!)

Olddear · 20/07/2015 19:00

I've never known such a carry on about a birthday in all my life! And how did you manage to bake a cake while you're on holiday?

Redglitter · 20/07/2015 19:04

maybe she's sat in the kitchen all day because she's hurt that apart from a birthday cake she - quite rightly - doesn't want to have for breakfast it appears no ones bought her any birthday presents or acknowledged her birthday