list of sexual partners

[maxxytoe]

so i was over at my friends house earlier this evening. I don't know how we got onto the topic, but she keeps a list of her 'sexual conquests' in the notes on her iPhone in chronological order
She claims this is normal and everyone has a list
I am confused
Should I have been keeping tabs?

Phew. Read to the end of all 12 pages.

I'm a saddo - no list because mine number less than ten, so no probs remembering. Do I get extra points because in my short list if I have one night stands, same sex and group sex (competitive)?

Been married for 20 years, so couldn't possibly be described as a slag!

Bee - I've read through all this because of your other post, and having read it, I think you are a cunt. I'm going back to your other thread to say the same.

And I have proper work in the morning!

fatmomma are you sure she's not a tidy vagina or are you referring to the other other thread?

bee only just realised that you also started the tidy vagina thread. You genuinely earned my first ever biscuit on MN. I'm sure if mine was as tidy as you claim yours is I'd show it off a bit more you are in the business of ruffling a few feathers.

Be no point,there are only 4 and that includes my dp who iv been with nearly 6 years!
I could make a list of all the blokes iv snogged...
I def don't feel iv missed out.
All the people iv slept with have been relationships. Never had a ons as it just makes me feel ill ( no judgement to amyone just for me personally i hate the thought of it for me!) i have to know the person.
However with my old ex friends i know they looked down on me as they were either still virgins or with their firsts. I was 23 and with my then fiance, number 3.
Not everybody is lucky enough to marry their first love ( some of them end up being cheating emotionally abusive arseholes!)
But as id had fun on nights out and snogged a few blokes before meeting my then fiance it was obvious to them i was the slag of the group!

Given the amount of removed GF threads I don't think bee's initials are accidental.

"Only an opinion"

Well, we all know that opinions are like arseholes- we all have one.

What is a GF thread?

Goady fucker.

My 0.5, was a poor guy i have only referred to since as Carrot Cock

We went to DTD, he pulled down his boxers and I am not joking, it didn't reach the end of his pubes. And said in a hilarious sexy voice, "deep throat me baby" wouldn't reach my tongue let alone my tonsils

Was a shame really cos he was gorgeous. I was a teen and he was 20. Maybe he was a late bloomer

I'll dig mine out.

Didn't Tracey Emin write hers on a tent?

I wish I'd slept with more...

Under 10 for sure but not kept track of exact number as some are a bit hard to define...I guess along the lines of the 0.5s other people are mentioning.

I don't know all their names either. I knew at least first name at the time but who can remember every little thing from their whole life? someone you were with for a few hours isn't exactly Mr Important to Remember.

Definitely no written list, that's just weird.

From nicknames I'd have to include 'the one where one of his housemates walked in on us' and 'ugly boy who lived with his parents'.

I think Tracey Emin included all the people she slept with so it included her grandmother etc.

17, but 1 was a dwarf -c**k
and
15 of those were on the same night
the last is my perfect OH

MrsV I have a lot of problems with your post. It's not on to ridicule someone for their body whether it is because they are small or big in whatever area. How would you feel if someone was mocking your son like that for something about his body that was outwith his control? How would you feel if a boy was speaking like that about your daughter's chest?